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sillyspiders29
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June 10, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Squidward: You two need to grow up,
Patrick: How do you play that game?

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niightxx
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June 10, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid some where else -_-
Patrick: Not until 4 o.o

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niightxx
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June 10, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument o.o?
Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SweatBandit
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June 6, 2012 9:01am UTC

Bad Luck Brian #2
Born with a photo-graphic memory. Also born blind.

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SweatBandit
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June 6, 2012 9:06am UTC

Bad Luck Brian #3
Needs life-saving surgery. Not enough likes on facebook.

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SweatBandit
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June 6, 2012 9:11am UTC

Bad Luck Brian #4
Survives car crash. Organs still donated.

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ladybug15
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June 6, 2012 9:17am UTC

That AWKWARD moment
when you pretend
to read the card
after the money falls out

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SweatBandit
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June 6, 2012 9:18am UTC

Bad Luck Brian #5
Goes to a blind school. Gets called ugly.

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SweatBandit
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June 6, 2012 9:22am UTC

Bad Luck Brian #6
Tells funny "yo mamma" joke. To an orphan.

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Pollobear
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June 6, 2012 10:16am UTC

Am I the only person #1
Am I the only person who was afraid to flush the toilet as a kid .I closed the toilet seat and flushed and ran away so I wouldnt hear the noise of it flushing :L

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Reem7Priyanka

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June 6, 2012 10:58am UTC

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I live for two reasons.
1. I was born.
2. I haven't died yet. type hereI live for two reasons.
1. I was born.
2. I haven't died yet.

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BriannaMcCoun
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June 6, 2012 11:17am UTC

There
Is
Nothing
Safe
About
Safety
Pins.

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mandeeissupahfly
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May 28, 2012 11:29am UTC

look up farting cats on you tube its the first one i almost peed myself

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lalalove471
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May 28, 2012 10:57am UTC

I think we should get a one direction section so all you directioners can post your crap there
♥
nmf. not a true story.

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
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May 28, 2012 10:57am UTC

To do list:
Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C.” Enjoy the show.
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
Follow joggers around blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

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Xxanni12
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May 27, 2012 10:11am UTC

♥ the most awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation ♥

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bye*
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May 26, 2012 3:22pm UTC

7 signs that Winnie the Pooh characters are on drugs:
Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about anything, has slow reactions, and lack of motiviation: Marijuana
Piglet is afraid of everything and constantly paranoid about being chased: Mushrooms
Rabbit gets into everyone's business and constantly needs everything: Cocaine.
Tigger can't calm down, bounces all the time, and is never tired: Ecstasy
Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imagination: LCD
Cristopher Robin can talk to animals: Hallucinogens
Owl is always there to help anyone who needs it: Dealer
(Format by defe4ted / quote made by OneDirection)

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Fuckker
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May 26, 2012 3:22pm UTC

If you need a friend
Call me
If you need a shoulder to cry on
Call me
If you need money
This number is no longer in service

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