It doesn't get hotter, than Harry Potter
I'd get sleazy, for Ron Weasley
Be my big boy, Draco Malfoy
I'd jump in bed, with George and Fred
What's under your cape, Severus Snape?
Play my fiddle, Tom Riddle
Grab my bum, Victor Krum
Fancy a smack, Sirius Black?
I'd have it rough, with a Hufflepuff
On all fours, Gryffindors
Didn't make up the rhymes but the formating is mine... This is too funny ;]