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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:53pm UTC

mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesch

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:55pm UTC

Cinderella
You can't hurry love! wait and you'll find your Prince Charming! :)
Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
Snow White Can't hurry love? Didn't you marry a man you met the day before?
Hypocrite. 16 minutes ago · Like
Cinderella Weren't you asleep though half of your movie? Just like the audience
15 minutes ago · Like
Sleeping What's wrong with that?
Beauty 14 minutes ago · Like
Nala All of you rushed into marriages. At least I knew my man since
childhood. 13 minutes ago · Like
Tiana That's easy when you two have the same father. ;) 12 minutes ago · Like

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:48pm UTC

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Don't forget that you're just as beautiful
as the sun coming up after a dark night.♡

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

i really hate it when i'm reading a book
and i picture the whole setting a certain way in my head and then the author mentions
something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene
like a door on the left side instead of the right or a window which is only small instead of
ceiling to floor
like cmon now i have to completely renovate the landscape in my brain

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Procastinator? No.
I just wait to the last second to do my work because
I will be older,
therefore wiser.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:10pm UTC

" Lots of people are willing to
die for the person they love ,
which is a pity, for it is a
much grander
thing to live for
that person.
– Jason Hurst

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Sometimes when I say "I'm fine"
I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "Tell me the truth".

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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littlebluebird
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 8:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when you sing a part to a song too early...

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:05pm UTC

Me trying to find my laptop
Me : *SCREAMS* WHERES MY HUSBAND?!?!?!?!
Me : *Runs downstairs*
Me : *runs around in circles*
Me : Meow meow meow meow me-oh there it is.
Me : *Walks over to table*
Mom : What has happened to my child.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 11:22am UTC

Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 8:37pm UTC

And maybe, just maybe
I did expect too much...

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:07pm UTC

When a skinny person calls them self fat
i just want to shove a cake down their throat .

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Sabina*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:59pm UTC

The Uhhhh fact #66
Swans only have one partner for their whole life, and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart

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zer0*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 2:58pm UTC

According to Greek mythology, humans were originally
created with four arms, four legs, & a head with two
faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two
seperate beings,condemning them to spend their lives
in search of their other halves.

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happyfeet12
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:08pm UTC

* 1:00 a.m. * Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you, turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room to make sure you didn't leave any more killers behind you on your expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow. * 17 seconds later you hear a noise * jump up quickly and realize its the air conditioning coming on and think " man! those ninja's just wont give up tonight.. "
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:24pm UTC

TRUE STORY - IN THE CAR
me: *looks in the mirror*
me: *smiles*
me: i just smiled at the mirror
mom: did it break?
me:
mom: *laughs her head off*
me:
mom: *still laughing*
me:
mom: *gasping for breath*
me: you wonder why i have low self esteem?

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 2:02am UTC

Hey guys, so I just had an idea.
Idk if you guys will like it, but here we go.
I think all wittians should pick one day when
we don't fear anything the whole day.
When we raise our hand in class.
When we stand up against the bullies.
Where we speak our mind.
Where we tell him we like him.
Just one day.
At the end of the day, we can all come home and talk about what happened.
I think we could do it.
You only get one life.
Why waste it hiding in the shadows?
Do something with your life.
Take a chance.
It could change everything for the better.
What do you say, wittians?
~written by ToriRox16~
re-post if you want. spread the word!

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