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  1. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    My friends say I'm a fool to think that you're the one for me
    I guess I'm just a sucker for love.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Baby you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you
    sit at home all day day and read fanfiction and eat lots of fattening food while crying over your otp and singing alone in front of your laptop, obsessing over your favorite band and crying at how pathetic your life is because you've abandoned your social life
    Gets me overwhelmed

  3. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Walking on the sidewalk with my sister
    Sister: You know what would be so embarassing?
    Me: No, what?
    Sister: If you tripped right now.
    Me: No it wouldn't, there is no one walking on this sidewalk besides us.
    Sister: But if you imagine it was busier.
    Me: I don't like imagining things that aren't real.
    Sister: Then why do you imagine Josh Hutcherson is your boyfriend?
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me: NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN

  4. walshey98 walshey98
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:45am UTC
    when my friend isn't
    present in school;
    5%- i hope she's okay
    95%- HOW DARE YOU LEAVE
    ME ALONE.

  5. lovelyandtheworld13 lovelyandtheworld13
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    You'd be surprised
    how attractive
    proper use of grammar
    is to me.

  6. RixonGabriel* RixonGabriel*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 12:48am UTC
    **In The Future**
    Kid 1: Hey, What's Your Name?
    Kid 2: Niam. Yours?
    Kid 1: Ziall. Your Mom Was A Directioner Too, Huh?
    Kid 2: Yupp...

     
     

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 12:03am UTC

    sometimes you have to
    s t o p t h i n k i n g
    and just go where your heart takes you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. ForeverHidingBehindASmile ForeverHidingBehindASmile
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late.
    That star is dead.
    Just like your dreams.

  9. ForeverHidingBehindASmile ForeverHidingBehindASmile
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    I don't remember agreeing to this "school" thing...
    I bet it was in the terms and conditions.

  10. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:13am UTC
    I don't like who I am,
    So I am going to change me.
    I'm going to wear make up from now on, and I am going to start getting up at five, to run one mile before school, and I am going to start setting aside two hours a day to study, so I can get better grades.
    Maybe I'll like actually myself this year.
    I'm determined to like me.
    format creadit: luckeyy

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC
    do you ever get up from your computer
    and stroll casually around your house
    only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:36am UTC
    she's that voice i wanna hear,
    and someday, when i'm ninety,
    she's that wooden rocking chair
    i want rocking right beside me.
    every day that passes,
    i only love her more, yeah
    she's the one that i would
    lay down my own life for.
    -brad paisley.
    landoniswitty's format. leave credit!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Embroidered.Kisses
    (4)
    ++++++
    “You could have killed us!” I shouted as I stood up in front of Vincent.
    “You will not raise your voice at me, little girl. Who owns you here?” Vincent’s lip curled as he snarled into solemn face.
    I continued to stare straight into his eyes. They were black.
    “GOD DAMMIT, ANSWER ME!” Vincent yelled at me.
    “My mother! My mother owns me! You’re not even my real dad!” I closed my eyes preparing for the worst.
    Vincent balled up his fist and slapped me hard across my cheek with it.
    “I can do so much worse, Macey. Watch yourself,” Vincent grabbed my shirt and pulled me close.
    His hands were dangerously close to my breasts.
    We both froze as the sound of the front door unlocking reached our ears in the now silent living room.
    Vincent quickly let go of me as we heard my mother’s cheerful voice. “Hello! I’m home!”
    Vincent pushed me down to the sofa and walked over to the stairs. “You’re home early, honey!”
    “Well, so are you!” I saw my mother come up the stairs and give Vincent a light kiss on the lips. “Mark’s kid got the flu, so he sent everyone home early.”
    My mother was basically a grown-up version of me. She had given me her long blond hair, courtesy of her Swedish ancestry. She had given me her long, slender legs and her high cheek bones. The only difference between me and her were that I had bright green eyes that came straight from my father, while her’s were a brownish color.
    “Hi sweetie! How was school?” My mother smiled at me as she made her way to the kitchen.
    “Fine,” I answered, avoiding Vincent’s cruel eyes.
    “She’s been planted on that sofa since I brought her home. She’s so lazy, I wish she’d get involved in sports!” Vincent smirked at me. My mother was completely oblivious to his disrespect.
    “She used to be in every sport imaginable! She was great,” My mother’s voice wafted from around the corner. I smiled at the memory of how things were when I was a child. My mom in the stands, cheering her daughter on proudly and my dad on the sidelines, yelling orders from the sidelines. He always volunteered to be the coach.
    “Huh,” Vincent chuckled lightly. “That was a while ago, eh? She’s really put on a lot of weight since then!”
    My face fell.
    “What was that, dear?”
    “Oh nothing, hon. Just talking to our daughter,” Vincent winked at me. I scowled in response.
    “But really, Mace. You should do something about those extra pounds. They make you look even more worthless than you already are. I’m just glad you’re not my biological daughter. I would be so embarrassed,” Vincent leaned towards me as though he was talking to a new puppy. “Now, why don’t you make yourself a little more useful by leaving us alone and going to your room for the rest of the night? You don’t need dinner anyways.”
    I breathed in deeply to gather my emotions and stood up shakily. I looked at Vincent, all I got as a reaction was a sly eyebrow raise.
    I bolted from the living room, down the hallway, and into the bathroom that I had to myself.
    Being an only child had its perks.
    I fumbled through the draws clumsily looking for one thing in particular.
    One thing I always reached for when things went wrong.
    One thing that was always there for me when I needed it.
    I smiled sadly as my fingers found what I needed.
    I slowly pulled up my sleeve. A neat row of wide scars greeted me.
    I uncovered my knife and slowly added another to the row.
    I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING EARLIER.
    My internet went out because of some lovely storms.
    But on the bright side, we REALLY NEED RAIN. So bring it, clouds!(;
    But as always, let me know what you think!(:
    I love you all more than the boys from N*SYNC♥
    Anybody else remember them? I'm listening to "Bye Bye Bye" right now(:
    FaveIt/CommentOpinion/FollowMe

  15. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:25pm UTC
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    Your knife, my back, my gun, your head.
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

  18. iamManny iamManny
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    My brain is like the Bermuda
    Triangle
    Information goes in then never to be seen again

  19. imthekindofgirl imthekindofgirl
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Im the kind of girl # 3
    Im the kind of girl who talks people out of commiting suicide,
    but wants to die herself.

  20. belty* belty*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
    Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
    Teacher: Aww
    Class: Aww
    World: Aww
    Me: My fridge.
    Teacher:
    Class:
    World:
    Popular Girl:
    Me: Aww.
    NMF / NMQ

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