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ForeverAloneNeverAlone

1. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 1:48am UTC
   man: i'm a photographer, and
   i've been looking for
   a face like yours.
   woman: i'm a plastic
   surgeon, and i've been
   looking for a face like
   yours.
   REJECTED
   © format by: h0peful
   
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2. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 2:15am UTC
   try to finish someones sentence.
   they say the complete opposite of what you said.
   
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3. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 2:15am UTC
   try to finish someones sentence.
   they say the complete opposite of what you said.
   
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4. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 10:22am UTC
   Message from blocked
   Hey, do you have a boyfriend?
   Yes.. who are you?
   This is your father. We'll be having a talk when you get home.
   Another message from blocked a week later
   Hey, do you have a boy friend?
   Not a chance. Who is this anyway?
   It's your boyfriend :( glad to know you're not proud to say I'm your guy :(
   Oh sorry baby, it's just my dad texted me a while back asking me the exact same question x
   Thanks for confessing. This is your dad. We'll be having another talk when I get home tonight.
   
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5. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 10:16am UTC
   This morning,
   My dad woke me up, just to say I could sleep in.
   NMF
   
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6. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 10:01am UTC
   Guess what my shirt's made of.
   I don't know. What?
   It's made out of felt.
   No it's not.
   Wanna bet? Feel it.
   *Feels shirt*. That's not felt.
   IT IS NOW!
   
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7. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 8:53am UTC
   Male
   Derp
   won a nobel prize
   10 minutes ago · comment · 1 like · like
   Female
   Derpina
   just got back from the mall, bought a new pair of jeans and a new dress :)
   2 minutes ago · comment · 18,436 likes · like
   
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8. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 7:58am UTC
   name gets called on awards day.
   no one claps.
   
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9. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 7:55am UTC
   wave back to nice stranger.
   they were swatting a bug.
   
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10. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:51am UTC
    best friend deactivates facebook.
    looks like you're talking to yourself on all of your photos and statuses.
    
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11. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:47am UTC
    make a quote.
    screwe up tha grammer and speling.
    
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12. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:44am UTC
    go to a party.
    show up an hour early.
    
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13. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:46am UTC
    hold door open for someone.
    they use the other door.
    
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14. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:43am UTC
    post stupid video of yourself on youtube expecting no one will ever see it.
    ends up on talk shows all over the world the next day.
    
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15. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:40am UTC
    have hand raised in class for 20 minutes.
    forget question when teacher calls on you.
    
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16. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:33am UTC
    stretch arms during class.
    teacher asks what your question is.
    
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17. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:30am UTC
    friend won't stop rambling on the phone.
    hang up on them. pretend the battery died.
    
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18. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:25am UTC
    group photo where everyone looks amazing.
    except you blinked.
    
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19. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:22am UTC
    show friends hilarious video on youtube.
    they don't even smile.
    
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20. ForeverAloneNeverAlone
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:19am UTC
    friend: hey, you have the same name as my sister.
    me: oh, really? what's her name?
    
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