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FlyingDove
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May 5, 2012 12:18pm UTC

Happy Hanko de Mayo
DFTBA

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FlyingDove
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May 3, 2012 9:27pm UTC

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Getting a hair tie
to the perfect
strechiness,
& lending it to
someone who forgets
to return it.

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:59pm UTC

YOLO
The Doctor: Erm....

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:42am UTC

and who else watched
Holy Musical B@tman

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Student: What's 2+2?
Teacher: I don't know, you tell me.
Student: If you don't know,
maybe you should
go back to college...

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:04pm UTC

one word to describe me?
MadAsAHatter

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 11:59pm UTC

kony 2012
stop at nothing.

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Ron and Hermione must be so proud of their son–'
He's winning so many Oscars tonight!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 10:34am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
you're in your room
and you hear your mom calling many different people
and telling them all the same story about you
and making you look worse with every retelling.....
-.-
thanks mom, im not deaf you know

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 10:06pm UTC

so long,
AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:43am UTC

OH LOOK GUYS
it's Forever Alone day!
♥
nmf/nmq

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 6:11pm UTC

I may have procrastinated all day,
but my high score on Temple Run doubled!!!

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:26am UTC

roses are red.
violets are red.
bushes are red.
my garden is on fire.

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 8:01am UTC

last night i dreamt that i was texting
evanna lynch.
words cannot describe my disappointment when i woke up.

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:07pm UTC

i have an idea..
how about we raise our kids
and tell them that most people
like people of the same gender
and if they like someone
of the opposite gender
they have to "come out"
you know why?
because
IT DOESN'T MATTER

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I can no longer hear the phrase
"let's get down to business"
without wanting to defeat the Huns.

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 10:21pm UTC

i'm not a psychopath
i'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research!

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 5:41pm UTC

YouShutYourMouth
How Can You Say
I Go About Things The Wrong Way?

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FlyingDove
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:35pm UTC

and if you get the chance to sit it out or dance,
i hope you dance