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Member Since: 12 Oct 2011 10:10am

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Floxx
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October 29, 2011 12:38pm UTC

All your imperfection add up for that one thing that i call..hmm... SIMPLY PERFECT <3 love you <3

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Floxx
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October 26, 2011 1:06pm UTC

My feet are cold...:(

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Floxx
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October 22, 2011 1:52pm UTC

If your Mum is in a good mood with you... YOUR DAD ISN'T.
If your Dad is in a good mood with you... YOUR MUM ISN'T.
You can't do anything right can you?!?

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Floxx
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October 22, 2011 1:46pm UTC

<3 No mascara= FEELING NAKED...loooool <3

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Floxx
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October 22, 2011 4:18am UTC

<3 &whoelse wishes it could snow like mad whilst being 30 degrees <3

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Floxx
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October 22, 2011 4:15am UTC

<3 &whoelse wears the swimming locker key round there ankle <3

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Floxx
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October 22, 2011 3:42am UTC

Arkward moment when you go to get a shower at the local swimming pool but none left so you queue up with ur bezzie and then the grandma in the shower pulls down her swimming cozzie and out pop her massive bangers (we dint mean to c!) and then the only option is to stare cringeyly at the floor trying not to snigger TOO much x

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Floxx
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October 21, 2011 2:27pm UTC

FRIEDS AINT REAL WHEN THEY HURT YA AND WONT EAT YA FONE AND GIV YA UR LAPPY BACK MEANY BO BEANY THEY CAN STICK THT UP THEIR SHANXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Floxx
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October 21, 2011 2:18pm UTC

LOVIN THE LAUGHS X
like at swimming today when i chucked <3her<3 knickers over changing room..then she chucked me out the changing room topless with all my stuff inside the LOCKED changing room...with a woman and kids just stood there... STARING -_-

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Floxx
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October 21, 2011 2:16pm UTC

<3 Wait 2-3 minutes for a girl-m8 to reply to a txt..
and 4-5 for a boy...COZ...i think we all know...
TYPICAL BOYZ <3

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Floxx
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October 19, 2011 10:18am UTC

LOVIN' ENRICHMENT TEACHER RECORDIN' A BOY WHO HAS BEEN TOLD TO PLAY SCARY MAZE GAME WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END (THE SCARY GUY)....THE WHOLE CLASS STOOD UP WAITING FOR HIS REACTION!

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Floxx
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October 18, 2011 11:38am UTC

Just figured out why Apple didn't make a smaller I pod touch for kids.
They thought the name wasn't very appropiate....
I TOUCH KIDS. lol fave this xx

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Floxx
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October 14, 2011 2:21pm UTC

Arkward moment when your mates fling your knickers over the swimming cubicle and your are frantically jumping around screaming "WHERE ARE MY KNICKERS I ACTUALLY CANT FIND THEM!" and then a women from outside the cubicles says "Oh don't worry dear hear they are." they are yours and you walk out to fetch them off the bench in complete and utter shame..CRINGE..

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Floxx
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October 13, 2011 2:33pm UTC

SINGING IN THE SHOWER. GOSH..YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!

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Floxx
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October 12, 2011 1:29pm UTC

finally hes said lets go out and now everything just seems perfect <3

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Floxx
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October 12, 2011 11:14am UTC

I LOVE YOUR EYES
but I love mine more. Because without my
eyes, I'd never been able to see yours.

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Floxx
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October 12, 2011 10:26am UTC

FAVE THIS..OR ELSE..
OR ELSE WHAT..
SOMETHING REALLY BAD.. U WANA KNOW?..
YEAH!..
NOWT..
AHH SO SCARED IM DEA__...

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Floxx
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October 12, 2011 10:24am UTC

the awkward moment when its so awkward that its the awkwardist moment ever..so awkward you suddenly burst out with "THIS IS SO AWKWARD".. which makes it even more awkward

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Floxx
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October 12, 2011 10:21am UTC

Just in enrichment..minimizing this every time the teacher walks past. AHHH HES COMING.. -_- HIDE.

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