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  1. dance4eva dance4eva
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Trick or Treat
    Smell My Feet
    Give Me Something Good to Eat
    If You Don't
    I Don't Care
    I'll Pull Down Your Underwear
    admit it, you said this everyday when you were younger.

  2. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    fave this if you're over 120lbs
    comment if you're happy with your body
    .. so others can see you don't have to be a size 0 to be beautiful.

  3. dancelover728 dancelover728
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    every hottie
    with a body
    needs a
    cutie with a
    booty<3

  4. WhenWordsFail WhenWordsFail
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Depression is not an act.
    Eating disorders are not phases.
    Suicide isn't a cowards escape.
    Homosexuality isn't a disease.
    Self-harm is not a cry for attention.
    Mental disorders don't make you stupid.
    Why hate what people can't help?!

  5. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Dear kid in my American History class;
    I have a dream..
    Sincerely; ...That one day you will shut up..
    Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

  6. TellmeyourSECRET TellmeyourSECRET
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Your beautiful eyes stare right into mine..
    & sometimes I think of you late at night,
    I don't know why♥

  7. xpeacexsmileex xpeacexsmileex
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    78% of girls think they are ugly.
    100% are not. ♥
    You are Beautiful.♥

  8. marissawise marissawise
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    If someone loves you they'll find a way to you.

  9. RainDancer96 RainDancer96
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    & I'm going to end up being the girl who wears Converse with her wedding dress.
    Because I don't give fµck, once someone loves me enough to marry me, they'll accept everything about. And, hopefully, he'd join in and wear a pair of sneakers too!
    Cause, you know, YOLO.
    And that's if I ever get married.

  10. Acutie1998 Acutie1998
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    The Amazing moment
    Is when your period is done!

  11. callm3alex callm3alex
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Adele:
    "Are You breaking up with me?
    Hold on, let me grab a pen."
    Format: twilightgirl995

  12. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    So, you're dating my ex, huh?
    Oh thats cool!
    Well I'm eating a sandwich, would you like
    those leftovers too?

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Be with someone
    who won't stay mad on you,
    who can't stand not talking to you,
    and who's afraid of losing you.

  14. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:00am UTC
    if you're not against gay/
    lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
    are, comment. ♥

  15. cupcakemonstero cupcakemonstero
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    __________
    I will stop loving you , when Spongebob gets his driving license
    __________

  16. catherineball4 catherineball4
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Confession #1
    I in love with a guy who lives 1,176 miles away.

  17. x0x0 x0x0
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Donttellalifeisatstake Donttellalifeisatstake
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    My dad
    used to go up to little kids and ask them if they wanted ice cream. Anyone else think this is wrong?

  19. soccerninja101 soccerninja101
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    I shall call him squishy and he will be mine, he shall be my squishy. Come here quishy, come here little squishy.... OW! BAD SQUISHY!
    - Dory

  20. squishy squishy
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

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