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FireEye

1. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 11:22pm UTC
   This is random, but..., #4
   I love homework.
   I dunno why, but I do.
   I guess I just enjoy
   Doing more of the work
   We do at school.
   I know... I've gone insane. xD
   
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2. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   O n e D i r e c t i o n I n f e c t i o n # 2
   20 minutes ago: I think I might break up with my boyfriend...
   After listening to "I Wish" for the first time: Oh my gosh! Harry, Liam, Louis, Zayn, Niall! I'm so sorry! I'll break up with him, I promise! T.T
   I felt so bad even though they have no idea who I am. ♥
   nmf.
   
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3. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   O n e D i r e c t i o n I n f e c t i o n
   Yesterday, I cared near to 0% about them.
   Today, I'm like, "OMG! LouisNiallZaynLiamHarry!!!"
   The rapid changes of a teenage girl.
   nmf.
   (I could make this into a series. Fave if I should?)
   
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4. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   I just got obsessed with One Direction today,
   So I decided to familiarize myself with their music.
   I'm not even all the way through the first song,
   "Everything About You",
   And I have tears in my eyes
   Because, what they're saying,
   For some twisted reason in my head,
   I believe them.
   Can someone tell me why they deserve to be hated?
   
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5. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   My sister just found out
   That I love One Direction.
   I told her that I basically just
   Got totally obsessed with them today.
   She slapped me and said,
   "No! They're
   Mine!"
   Nope, Sis, you're sharing
   One Direction with the world.
   Not just me.
   
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6. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   This is random, but..., #3
   I don't like melons.
   Of any kind for some reason.
   They're gross. Plain nasty.
   Watermelon, honeydew, kantelope...
   Yuck.
   Does anyone agree?
   
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7. FireEye
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   I love those moments when
   You read something that you'd written earlier
   And you laugh harder then
   Than you did when you wrote it.
   
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8. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 9:07pm UTC
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9. FireEye
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   July 3, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   Kenny: Mom, are you crying?
   Kenny's Mom: No, honey...
   Kenny: So your eyes are just peeing, then?
   Nmq.
   
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10. FireEye
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    July 3, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    This is random, but..., #2
    My friend told me today
    That he dreams about
    Becoming Niall's husband.
    I thought it was so cute,
    But I didn't tell him that.
    
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11. FireEye
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    July 3, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    This is random, but...,
    I hate the word backpack.
    I don't know why, but I do.
    I always call my bookbag a bookbag.
    Backpack is just such an ugly word to me.
    Does anyone else feel the same or am I weirder than I thought?
    Fave if you think I should do a series of random thoughts that come into my head?
    These could get hilarious, just saying.
    
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12. FireEye
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    July 3, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    This weekend,
    I'm telling him that I like him.
    I know that I have a boyfriend and all that,
    But it's the last time I'll ever see him.
    I'm scared about his reation.
    It could ruin everything,
    But I think that I should.
    Fave if you agree? I'm starting to second-guess myself.
    
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13. FireEye
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    July 3, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Every time that I have daydreams about
    Fred Weasley,
    I wonder if my boyfriend would think that I was
    Cheating on him
    If I told him.
    
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14. FireEye
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    July 3, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Even if you don't think so,
    You're beautiful.
    Don't tell yourself you aren't.
    We all know it's not true.
    
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