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FeryalCullen

1. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 3:41pm UTC
   Facebook;
   the only place where I can be
   married to my best friend, and have more than
   when you 20 siblings.
   myquote/myformat
   
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2. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 7:16pm UTC
   Alarm Clocks;
   because every morning should start with a nice heart attack.
   myquote/myformat
   
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3. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 7:03pm UTC
   Housework;
   No one notices you
   do it, but everyone notices you
   when you don't.
   myquote/myformat
   
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4. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2011 11:10pm UTC
   That moment when you save a file
   "asdfjksdjajfkls"
   & it says
   "name already in use."
   WTF?!?!
   myformat/nmq
   
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5. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2011 9:58pm UTC
   Grades do not measure
   intelligence. ♥
   nmq/nmf
   
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6. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   Instead of LOL
   Why don't you try
   LOLWKASF
   Laughing
   Out Loud While
   Keeping A
   Straight Face
   myquote
   
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7. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 4:45pm UTC
   I remember when I was a kid...
   ////////Oh wait, I still do that.♥
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8. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 4:39pm UTC
   "The information in the terms & conditions
   could hold the cure to cancer, but nobody
   would ever know because we
   NEVER READ IT."
   my quote & my format.
   
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9. FeryalCullen
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 4:28pm UTC
   -frozen computer-
   " Maybe if I just click
   EVERYWHERE,
   it will start working again."
   myquote/myformat(:
   
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10. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    "Are you crying?"
    "No. I'm just impersonating a fountain." ♥
    myquote/myformat(:
    
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11. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Why can't shampoo and conditioner ;
    run out at the same time?
    
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12. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    The people who lived in 1911 provably though in 2011, we would have flying cars & floating houses, BUT NO
    
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13. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    When we were five, sticking our tongue out;
    Was like giving someone the middle finger. ♥
    my quote/ not my format(:
    
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14. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Life is like a hourglass;
    Eventually, everything falls down,
    & then that one person...
    comes and turns everything around. ♥
    
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15. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    when writing the story of your life,
    don't let anyone else hold the pen. ♥
    
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16. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    Could we pretend that goldfish in the fishbowl
    are like Fairly Oddparents?
    I could really use
    a wish right now. (:
    myquote&format(:
    
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17. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Where's your book?
    -At home.
    What is it doing there?
    -Having more fun than me.
    myquote&format(:
    
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18. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    I throw my Spanish
    In the air sometimes,
    Screaming
    AYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO
    NO COMPRENDOOOO.
    myquote&format(:
    
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19. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    We fear R E J E C T I O N ,
    Want A T T E N T I O N ,
    Crave A F F E C T I O N ,
    & Dream of P E R F E C T I O N.
    <3
    myquote&format
    
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20. FeryalCullen
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Sometimes, I think
    about my life & just
    wanna kind of bang my head on a wall. ♥
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