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Fabzz

1. Fabzz
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   February 5, 2013 1:51pm UTC
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   MADE MY FLOOPING DAY!!!! XDDDDD
   
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2. Fabzz
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   February 5, 2013 1:25pm UTC
   Everybody gets a Valentines Card even if they don't see it.
   The internet is full of them.
   mq
   
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3. Fabzz
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   February 5, 2013 1:16pm UTC
   Nothing was meant to be perfect.
   I've learnt that now.
   ._.
   
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4. Fabzz
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   February 5, 2013 1:13pm UTC
   Mum: Your supposed to do it like...
   Me: YOUR NOT MY MUM!!!!!
   Me; Oh wait...... You are :/
   XDDDDD
   
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5. Fabzz
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   February 1, 2013 10:41am UTC
   Happy Birthday Harry Styles! Have a great day! :D
   
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6. Fabzz
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   January 26, 2013 8:29am UTC
   Replaying Harry, Liam, Louis, Zayn and Niall's Auditions bring a tear to my eye :')
   
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7. Fabzz
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   January 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC
   Remembering that guy who you turned down and thinking WHY?! :'(
   
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8. Fabzz
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   January 21, 2013 2:43pm UTC
   Sometimes I like to be completely *twitches* random. SPROUTS!!!!!!!
   
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9. Fabzz
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   January 21, 2013 2:37pm UTC
   My friend has a new name for me:Nigel Maximus Fartimus Pregnant Womanus .-.
   
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10. Fabzz
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    January 18, 2013 8:46am UTC
    It starts snowing really heavily and we still have to go to school.... WHATS THE POINT?!
    *break time*
    Teacher: call your parents to get permission to go home
    Me: what was the point in coming to school?!
    
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11. Fabzz
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    January 18, 2013 8:44am UTC
    Its snowing!!! We had a blizzard :D
    
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12. Fabzz
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    January 15, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    Isn't it funny when someone copies your work then writes something completely irrelevant?! :DDD
    
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13. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live?!
    Hold on a minute!
    
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14. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
    
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15. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
    
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16. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
    
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17. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
    
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18. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says Can we please change the subject?
    
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19. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    Teacher: Look who's the idiot on the end of the ruler!
    Me: Sir, me or you?
    Teacher: Grrr! DT!!!!
    
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20. Fabzz
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    January 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    Please grow up and
    solve your own problems
    I'm tired of solving them for you
    
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