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helllllo, im redoin this laterr so yaaa kbaii♥
 
 
  1. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    she walks to the dance floor
    all by herself
    taking a chance ,
    she has an urge to dance.
    they all stare in shock
    for once she's set free
    she listens to the beat
    she starts to move her feet
    along comes the whole class
    forming a circle around her
    watching
    waiting
    in awe
    they see how she can move
    and are mezmorized by it
    all of a sudden everything is quite
    the popular girl standing in the sidelines
    turning off the lights to take forth her master plan.
    the music is off
    the lights are out
    no one moves.
    the silence is broken by a bloodcurtling scream
    * all mine. no jacking!!!!!!!
    comment/follow/favorite<3

  2. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
    Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
    Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
    Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
    Cop: Is that all?
    Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
    [groans]
    Fletcher: ... be gentle.
    any one ever see this movie? "liar liar" <3
    commet/like/follow

  3. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to

  4. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 9:05pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to

  5. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 11:41pm UTC
    i feel the pressure .
    its coming down on me.
    its turning me
    black and blue.<3
    -the flood by escape the fate

  6. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 2:55pm UTC
    test your tongue?
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​
    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​R
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRR
    Once youve found the b
    Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO​PQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake
    Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​I1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIII
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    Once you found the 1.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​
    Find the 6
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999969999999999​999999999999999​9999
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    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    999999999999999​999999999999999​9999
    once you've found the 6...
    Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N...
    Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​llllllillllllll​lllllllllllllll​
    lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​lllllllllllllll​
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    make 2 wishes!
    as soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" if u don't ur wishes wont come true!!!U got twenty mins

  7. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2009 10:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2009 10:37pm UTC
    the best part of believe is
    the lie♥
    -fall out boy

  9. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:44pm UTC
    "i want you to want me"
    that right there is my life story. theres always that one guy who you love and who means so much too you, and yet you still mean absolutely [nothing] to him. so i wanna know what happens when you confess this to him, to the one your in love with. well in some cases the boy falls in love with the girl happily ever after in some other cases the boy will never like the girl and they end up never talking to eachother again, in others they become friends; and in other times the boy and the girl begin growing closer but yet she still mean nothing and then when the girl starts to realize she wasted oh i dont know 5MONTHS of her life on this guy and stops talking to him and the boy gets nervous and realizes that...
    he lost her

  10. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! TRY NOT TO CRY!
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS
    TITLE "THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!! TRY NOT TO CRY"

  11. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 11:21pm UTC
    Here's an intresting survey.
    Repost this again with you're answers!.
    Here are mine! ♥
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Eddie volvo
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The swimming fire tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Tom august
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    Orange dinosaur
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Rosalia Phillidelphia
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    Kozka
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The purple redbull
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Paul Joe
    STRIPPER NAME:
    (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
    Chase skittles
    WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
    (mother’s and father’s middle names )
    Marie joe
    TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
    (Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
    ? idek
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Summer rose
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Watermelon shirty
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Bacon maple
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want + Cullen)
    Rosalia Cullen

  12. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    I said I'd never let you go, and I never did;
    i said i'd never let you fall and i always meant it
    if you didn't have this chance then i never did
    you'll always find me right there, again ♥

  13. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 11:13pm UTC
    /\ /\
    • •

    a fox! ahaha not really ( :

  14. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 11:00pm UTC
    Like Violence;
    you have me,forever and after.
    like violence you kill me forever
    and after...♥
    -violence by blink182
    *i do requests for any types of quotes. just comment me with somee ( :

  15. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 1:00am UTC
    i love you
    is eight letters...so is
    bullshit

  16. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 12:58am UTC
    do you ever feel like<3
    something is actually going good in your life like you start talking to the boy your tottally inlove with; or a cute boy asks you out; or you tell a guy you like him and he completely ok with it. but then after the great thing happens your world comes crashing down. you start to feel less confident ; you crush acts like he doing you a favor by talking to you; or when your crush brakes up with his girlfriend and your like ecstatic and then they start talking alot again.. yes this has happened to me... but i think ive gotten sronger . my crush dumped his girlfriend the day after i told him i liked him but now they talk and flirt all the time . i know theyll get back togetther but iguess thats life; ive decided to get over him...
    so who's with me?.

  17. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 8:30pm UTC
    im soo b.a.d.a.s.s.
    i silly stringed my own house..! ♥
    >>ahha me and my friend did that the other night..! <<

  18. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 1:04am UTC
    we are tighter than the jonas brother's pants...! ♥
    - i love the jonas brothers dont get me wrong i just thought this was really funny!!

  19. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 12:55am UTC
    lets meet in the pergatory of my hips and get well . . .♥
    -falloutboy:w.a.m.s:

  20. FOBx31 FOBx31
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 10:58pm UTC
    the only thing suicidal here is the door , we had a good run even i have to admit . . . life's just a pay stub on death only less diligent♥
    -fob :shes my winona:
    rate*

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