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FMLpost

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FMLpost
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January 22, 2013 3:22pm UTC
Today, after applying for a tanning salon, I was
told they don't hire "naturally tan" people.
I'm black. FML
All mine <3

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FMLpost
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January 22, 2013 3:14pm UTC
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend woudn't
stop texting me. I was confident enough to
text while on the tredmill. Bad Idea: I hit
myself on the bar and tripped in front of
everyone. FML
All mine <3

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FMLpost
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January 22, 2013 3:07pm UTC
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again
trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
All mine <3

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