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Everybodydotheflop

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Member Since: 6 Mar 2013 04:29pm

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2013 05:21pm

Birthday: June 7

Location: Phantomhive Manor

Gender: F

user id: 352285

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Greetings and salutations earthlings.

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Now, enjoy some awesomeness

1. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2013 1:24pm UTC
   I could easily get a top quote
   ...I just don't want to at the moment
   
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2. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 3:50pm UTC
   Other people: When my hair looks good,
   1% in school
   2% at home
   97% right before I get into the shower
   Me: When my hair looks good,
   0% in school
   0% at home
   0% right before I get into the shower
   100% never
   
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3. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 10:31am UTC
   *Canada Day*
   Witty: *nothing*
   *4th of July ('MURICA DAY)*
   Witty: *posts 86644237597g654uytui74534675877 quotes*
   Me: B-But... Canada is awesome
   
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4. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 1:10pm UTC
   Life Goal:
   -Buy a Naruto Uzimaki cosplay and wig
   -Get a small light blue ball
   -Charge towards someone yelling 'RASENGAN'
   -Ram ball into person's stomach
   -Run away as they fall
   -Find someone else
   -Repeat
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
5. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 3:10pm UTC
   I don't wanna live in the modern world.
   
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6. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 6:14am UTC
   Whoever created lego,
   made the world a more fun and more painful place.
   
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7. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 2:52pm UTC
   Suki datta hazu datta
   itsudatte koe ga kikitaku naru hodo
   I believe I really loved you,
   to the point that I always want to hear your voice.
   ~Hitohira no Hanabira, Stereopony
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
8. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 5:28pm UTC
   I don't get it,
   Why do girls have to shave or wax all the time?
   Why is it socially unacceptable for a girl to not shave/wax?
   Why is it totally ok for guys to not shave/wax?
   Why are girls made fun of for having 'hairy arms/legs' or a a little extra facial hair?
   Why is it optional for guys to have facial hair, but girls must get rid of any facial hair?
   Who even came up with these 'rules' for society?
   Why did they come up with these 'rules'?
   I just don't get it.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
9. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   Friend: Hey, I'm having a party tomorrow. Do you wanna come?
   Me: Sorry, I've got a really bad case of the internet
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me: That's a thing now
   
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10. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Me: *sees crush is online*
    Me: Ok, I'm gonna talk to him
    Crush: *logs off*
    Me: Ha, jokes on you
    Me: I didn't actually want to talk to you
    Me:
    Billie Joe Armstrong:
    Stevo Jocz:
    Gerard Way:
    Ashley Purdy:
    Me:
    Me: *cries*
    
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11. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Don't listen to them,
    Keep going
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
12. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
    
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13. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:55am UTC
    I'd sell my soul to the devil just to live in the world of Naruto
    
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14. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:51am UTC
    Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe
    Person: Omg dis is da best song eva!!!!11!!!!1
    Me: You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
    
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15. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Laziness
    Is the mother of all bad habits
    And since she is a mother,
    She should be
    Respected
    Made by lightdarkformats
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
16. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Friend: Well, there's always more fish in the sea
    Me: B/tch, I don't want fish
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
17. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Me: *puts squishy duck pillow on counter*
    Cashier: Aw, are you buying this for your younger brother or sister? That's so sweet
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Yeah, sure, let's go with that.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 39 points
18. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    "So hear my voice,
    Reminds you not to bleed
    I am here
    Saviour! Will be there
    When you are feeling alone, ohhh
    A saviour, for all that you do
    So you live freely without their harm"
    -Black Veil Brides, Saviour
    Yeah, because this sounds like 'the devil's music'
    
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19. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Me: *is obviously drawing a person*
    Annoying girl: What are you drawing?
    Me: *facedesk*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: A pineapple
    
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20. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 6:30am UTC
    My brother's currently listening to Black Veil Brides
    Whether he likes it or not
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

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