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February 23, 2011 10:54am UTC

when i saw justin biebers haircut i was like
d-a-y-u-m-n.
he fine(;

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EmnEm1000
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February 6, 2011 12:29pm UTC

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK YOUR BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU
i dont know about you, but ive never heard of anyone breaking a limb from being hit by a stick or a stone...
and the number one thing that i cry over,
are the pointless, stupid, bitchy, cruel
words

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EmnEm1000
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January 24, 2011 11:31am UTC

&& I think everyone wonders why
--->rappers say shawty... well,<---
---->the smaller the girl,<----
the bigger the
DONK

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EmnEm1000
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December 31, 2010 12:00pm UTC

CRAP
i missed 11:11.

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EmnEm1000
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December 31, 2010 11:58am UTC

FROM THE OUTSIDE...
We all know that girl
That girl we want to be.
That girl who gets all of the guys so easily.
If she woke up and decided to go out with a guy, no worries, by the end of the day her wish would come true.
We all know that girl
Who looks beautiful every day
Who always knows how to be herself around guys
Who always has the brightest smile
Who has the clearest skin at all times
Who is never insecure
Who hates to talk about people
If you could see her on the inside though,
she's. just. dying.

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December 31, 2010 11:52am UTC

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO...
Re-gifts something for their boyfriend
because your too scared to ask your parents
to go out and get it
it

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December 31, 2010 11:45am UTC

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December 31, 2010 11:39am UTC

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December 30, 2010 5:40pm UTC

THERES NOTHING MORE DISSAPOINTING THEN
making an amazing quote, logging back on the next day and being excited to find 100 favorites and seeing a 1.
that. just. bites.

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December 24, 2010 11:10am UTC

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December 23, 2010 5:49pm UTC

Thewordshe'dsaytome....
are the words i thought i dreamed being said to me.
thewayhe'dtreatme...
is the way I thought i'd wanted to be treated, thewayhe'dlaughatmyjokes...
is what i thought to be the sweetest laugh i'd ever hear.
thewayhe'daskhowiam...
is how I'd always thought that I wanted to be cared for.
this is the perfect guy. and now that i have him... i just want him, in his body.

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December 22, 2010 9:45pm UTC

Thewordshe'dsaytome....
are the words i thought i dreamed being said to me.
thewayhe'dtreatme...
is the way I thought i'd wanted to be treated, thewayhe'dlaughatmyjokes...
is what i thought to be the sweetest laugh i'd ever hear.
thewayhe'daskhowiam...
is how I'd always thought that I wanted to be cared for.
this is the perfect guy. and now that i have him... i just want him, in his body.

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EmnEm1000
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December 22, 2010 9:22pm UTC

i dont like you; if we were in the wild, i would attack you. if you werent in my food chain, i would go out of my way to eat you. if i were a lion, and you were a tuna, i would swim out to the pacific ocean JUST to eat you.
**okay, first off... lions hate water. put a lion near a freshwater source near land,no bid deall. but your talking about a lion swiming in the middle of the ocean? were talking 20 foot waves, and im assuming its off the coast of South America. You get a school of about 20 to 30 full grown, 800 pund tuna, we could kill you, we could kill you easily. and by now, we've developed a breathing apparatus made of kelp and seaweed. we have developed a system to swim out of the ocean, eat a member of your family. and what? an hour 30, hour 45 minutes, we could easily swim back out and get enough oxygen to last us the trip back to you and kill the rest of your family.
Did that go the way you wanted it to go?
nope.
-the other guys, fave if will ferrel is your hero.

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EmnEm1000
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December 17, 2010 4:09pm UTC

* EVERYBODY* *MAKES* *MISTAKES©*
yeah , you would know about those ms.miley cyrus.
(fyi, its not a good idea to get high with your friends on tape when your a famous *role model*)

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EmnEm1000
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December 16, 2010 9:37pm UTC

the only mistake i ever made;
was trusting you

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December 5, 2010 7:39pm UTC

on the highway you pass about 5000 cars or more.
so just think, one of those people may be a person you fall in love with one day.

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EmnEm1000
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December 5, 2010 7:34pm UTC

that sense of accomplishment you get once you turn to page
1☻☻

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EmnEm1000
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November 28, 2010 9:45am UTC

Dear sweatpants,
thank you for always being there in my time of laziness, comfort, rainy days, sunny days, sleep, nap time,
hell with it...
?WHEN AM I NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU?

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November 22, 2010 4:31pm UTC

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