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posted a quote
March 1, 2013 11:58pm UTC

-Knock Knock-
"Who's There."
Well It's Sure Not Your Parents,'Cause They Don't Knock
#True_Story

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Eminem_
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear parents, we know
money doesn’t grow on trees,
that’s why we are asking you
for it.

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Eminem_
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color orange called orange bcoz oranges are orange in color?
#It took me a while to think about /.\

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Eminem_
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:12pm UTC

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. -
- BOY: Mine ;)

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Eminem_
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:53pm UTC

When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life.

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Eminem_
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:42pm UTC

All my life I thought air was free until. . . I bought a bag of chips :o

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posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.

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Eminem_
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:27pm UTC

The Biggest Lie iTell Myself;;
iDon't need to write that down,I'll remember it.

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Eminem_
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Feelings
That
Come
Back
.
.
.
Are
Feelings
That
Never
Went
Away

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Eminem_
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 10:07pm UTC

A Million Feelings,
A Thousand Thoughts,
A Hundred Memories. . .
~All For
One
Person~

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