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  1. Ray_Ban_Diva Ray_Ban_Diva
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    Skinny Love
    (n.) when two people love
    each other, but are too shy
    to admit it, yet they show it
    anyway

  2. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    Guys are like Sour Patch Kids
    sour sweet gone

  3. blueskysandarainbow blueskysandarainbow
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:29am UTC
    Do you ever just sit down and cry
    for absolutely no reason?

  4. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I knew the second I met you that there
    was something about you I needed.
    Turns out, it wasn't something at all.
    It was just you.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    daymn girl are you the sun?
    because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

  6. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    I'll be your Bonnie and you can be my Clyde <3 ;)

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    if you ever feel ignored, just remember,
    will smith has a 21 year old son named trey smith.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:50am UTC
    don't text me with a boring àss conversation.
    wasting my unlimited texting and shít.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Picture this;
    In 10 years I bump into you on the street.
    I say hi, you say it back
    I ask how your life is.
    You tell me about your wife and your kids.
    And when you do, it will break my heart.
    Not because I don't want you to be happy,
    because thats all I want. But because 10 years ago
    I pictured somebody else asking how your life is
    and you would tell them about me
    not my format;*

  11. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    We were given:
    Two hands to hold.
    Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see.
    Two ears to listen
    . But why only one heart?
    Because the other was given to someone else.
    For us to find

  12. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 2:55am UTC
    IF I COULD GIVE YOU ALL MY HAPPINESS, I WOULD,
    I'll be sad that my world would be less happy,
    BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY
    That your's is happier.
    Fruit99Punch's quote. Do not steal!

  13. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Perfect Cuddling:
    -wrapping my legs around yours
    -kisses
    -fall asleep in your arms
    -having your arms wrapped around me
    -talking about the day
    -laying on your chest
    -holding your hand
    -MORE KISSES<3

  14. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Me: Dad, tell me a good joke.
    Dad: Your mother's weight loss diet.
    And that's the story of how my dad ended up spending the next two nights sleeping on the couch.
    mq

  15. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them that you love them otherwise be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else.

  16. LostGirls* LostGirls*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 2:37am UTC
    Girls play hard to get because guys play hard to keep.
    -Irrinni

  17. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    i still think about him and talk to him because can't get over him and move on, and i end up hurting myself.→
    they say the best way to move on is to put yourself out there and find other guys. simple, right? ↓
    wrong, at least for me. guys at my school are either taken, wouldn't date me, are just plain unattractive all together or total dïcks. i feel like i have to lower my standards. it isn't like i don't try, it's just that guys are never interested; guys just never like ME. they never make effort with me to get closer because there's always someone better. guys don't want anything to do with me.
    ↙
    'maybe look for guys outside of school' once again, the guys i know from other schools aren't interested. yes, i could meet guys at places like the mall, the park, etc. but my luck is very, very slim.

    constantly seeing couples just makes it worse. i've never been in a relationship and i just wish i could know what it's like to have mutual feelings with someone. i wish i could have someone besides family to hug and kiss and tell me that i'm beautiful. i'm beyond tired of getting hurt and let down. it almost hurts more than words can express. i know it's not something to make a big deal out of, but it still sucks. so then i'm left lonely and depressed, and i go back to someone i know who doesn't like me. and the cycle continues.
    ↗


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:04am UTC
    So yesterday was fun.At the beginning, I was the only girl with a bunch of hooded guys.At the end, I was the only girl with a bunch of shirtless guys.McDonalds at night with friends is fun.

:)

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