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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 21, 2012 9:39pm UTC

My elbow Is such a wh0re.
It bangs everything.
-.-

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 19, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Asking for forgivness is easier than asking for permission.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 17, 2012 7:57pm UTC

KEEP CALM
And throw a Tracker Jackers nest at your Ex's face.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 17, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Today
I wrote a paper on gay marriage.
I got an A :)

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 15, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Dear Ex Boyfriend
Dear Current Boyfriend
Dear Best Friend
Dear Ex Best friend
Dear Girl I Hate
Dear Boy I Hate
Dear Future Self
Dear Ex Boyfriend,
You have no idea how much you hurt me. You have no idea how much I really cared about you. You have no idea how much I miss you. You know, the old you. You have become this cold, and bitter person, that doesn't care about anything, or anyone, and I hate it. Would I ever take you back? No, never. I even tried to be friends with you, because I still wanted you in my life. I was willing to look past all of the things you did wrong, and look at the things you did right. But you screwed that up too. So, have a nice life. Bye.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 15, 2012 1:58pm UTC

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful....
Hate me because I just out-rebounded your all american forward,
dribbled circles around your impressive young freshman, pulled up from 15 feet out, and hit nothing but net with 2 seconds left in regulation
Hate me, because I'm good.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 15, 2012 6:50am UTC

Here comes the rain again,
falling from the stars.
Drenched in my pain again,
becoming who we are...

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 13, 2012 11:44am UTC

Good morning.
I see the assasins have failed.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 11, 2012 11:12pm UTC

Tonight,
My Best Friend Asked Me Out.
I Said Yes,
And Then He Kissed Me. <3
Right Infront Of My Ex. XD

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE
Take their laptop to the bathroom with you when you have to pee?

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 8, 2012 6:47pm UTC

My BEST Friend,
just told me,
he LOVED me.
And that he's been wanting to ask me out for awhile now,
but he was too afraid it would ruin our friendship.
Do I take the risk?
Because I secretly always had feelings for him too.
Help.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 5, 2012 11:37pm UTC

Start with simple questions.
-My name is Katniss.
-I'm 17 years old.
-My home is district 12.
-There is no district 12.
-I was a tribute in the Games.
-I escaped.
-The Capital hates me....

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC

The Mad Hatter: Am I mad?!
Alice: Yes, I'm afraid so. You're completley bonkers. But I'll Tell you a secret.
The best people are.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 5, 2012 7:12pm UTC

I've always just wanted to go up to my ex and just start singing "Mean" by Taylor Swift to him.
"CAUSE ALL YOU ARE IS MEAN. AND A LIAR. AND PATHETIC. AND ALONE IN LIFE."
Just to see the look on his face....

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 4, 2012 3:57pm UTC

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BOY AND A GIRL WHO LOVED EACHOTHER.
THEN A SLU* CAME AND RUINED EVERYTHING.
THE END.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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May 1, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Fave if you're a 90's baby,
with NO baby.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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April 29, 2012 5:55pm UTC

If water was vodka,
and I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
and never come up.
But waters not vodka,
and I'm not a duck,
so pass me a bottle,
and shut the f*ck up.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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April 29, 2012 5:51pm UTC

If you love two people, pick the second.
Because if you really loved the first,
you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
~Johnny Depp~

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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April 28, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Oh This Is How It Starts,
Lightning Strikes The Heart,
It Goes Off Like A Gun,
Brighter Than The Sun.

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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April 27, 2012 7:24pm UTC

I absolutely LOVE that super cute thing you do,
when you dont text me back for HOURS.
Gah. ADORABLE.

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