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  1. Organicgirl Organicgirl
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Write the first thing that comes to mind.
    1 Hello: Hi
    2 Love: food
    3 Cow: gross
    4 Peace: sign
    5 Sky: clouds
    6 Mr. Big:
    7 Horror: movie
    Answer with only one word.
    1 You are a: junior
    2 You drink: water
    3 Your first kiss: classified
    4 Where are you: living room
    5 You like love: josh hutcherson haha
    6 Hate is: not possible for me
    7 Love is: loving each other for what they are and accepting what they are not
    8 You dream of: everyone I possibly know.
    9 You can’t spell: many words
    10 Your favourite color is: green
    Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed.
    1 You like a boy/girl: NOt sure
    2 You would kiss someone for $10: No
    3 You’re addicted to facebook: No
    4 You’re addicted to notes: no
    5 Pink looks nice on guys: Yes
    6 You can keep a secret: yes
    7 Do you have any siblings: yes
    8 You know what an asterisk is:
    9 You dye your hair: no
    Write the first thing each colour makes you think of.
    1 Red: heart
    2 Green: grass
    3 Teal: bike
    4 Maroon: Five
    5 Silver: rings
    6 Brown: chocolate
    7 White: vanilla
    8 Peachy: peaches/sam
    9.Yellow: rainboots that I need to own
    10 Purple: onld middle school GayGGjjnvggggg

  2. alliecat2323 alliecat2323
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    My life is like a
    romantic comedy.
    Except there's no romance, and it's
    just me laughing
    at my own jokes.

  3. meganvictoria2013 meganvictoria2013
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
    Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Organicgirl Organicgirl
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    "Life's to short to even care at all"

  5. sydneyxrose sydneyxrose
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    NO, MOM, I GO TO HOGWARTS
    Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
    Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
    Mom: What are you talking about?
    Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
    Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
    Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
    Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
    Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
    Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
    Me: Mom. I'm scared.
    Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
    Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
    Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
    -tumblr

  6. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    .
    TOMS

  7. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Me: *singing Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song*
    Him: Ohmygosh, 90's kid shows! Gotta love 'em!
    Me: I know, right?
    Me: My kids are gonna be forced to watch shows like CatDog.
    Me: And Courage the Cowardly Dog.
    Him: ... You mean our kids?

  8. FreakinAwesome FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    MAYBE THIS
    WORLD
    IS ANOTHER
    PLANET'S
    HELL

  9. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    I get excited over a new toothbrush.
    ...Only me? Probably.

  10. Organicgirl Organicgirl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    Those extremely embarrassing things you
    do when you are around the guy you
    like.
    • • • • • •
    nmf

  11. Organicgirl Organicgirl
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC
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    That giggly feeling you get
    inside when you think of
    him

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    nmf

  12. smluvsart smluvsart
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:27am UTC
    Welcome! Welcome all to the Witty Wars!
    Come! Come and watch as people battle!
    Yes, it is the Directioners vs. the Directionators!
    It's the Nutella Lovers vs. the Nutella Haters!
    Come and watch as this brutal battle takes place!
    And to all those compeating...
    MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

  13. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    While watching titanic,
    i always start crying at that scene where the mom is tucking her
    two kids in bed, and the old couple are hugging each other to sleep.
    not at jack and rose.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Good morning San fransico, this is Danny Tanner.

  15. RiverSong98 RiverSong98
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    (500) days of bummer.

  16. sexxychickk sexxychickk
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:08am UTC
    When we first met I had no idea how important you would end up being to me.

  17. kissmeintherain2 kissmeintherain2
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    When everything else is going wrong,
    I at least can smile,
    BecauseI know you are by my side...
    And you are all I ever need♥

  18. Organicgirl Organicgirl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:20am UTC
    Those nights where you are super tired, but you can't find a comfortable sleeping position.

  19. smluvsart smluvsart
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    some people think i'm weird for reading books so much.
    that i can sit for hours,
    just readinng.
    but you know why i love them so much?
    why books are so wonderful?
    because when you open up a book.
    and you start reading it.
    it's like opening up a whole new world.
    it's like all your problems are forgotten,
    at least until you put that book down.
    in books, there's always that hero.
    that character that you learn to admire
    and trust
    and fall in love with.
    it's like you're living the story with them.
    and when you finish that book.
    and you finally close it.
    it's sad,
    and then you finally have to come back to the real world.
    at least, that is, until you find another book...
    books, put simply, are an ecsape from the real world.

  20. incrediblysmarticle incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    I wonder
    if anyone's
    ever said
    "no"
    to the dress

:)

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