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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    "I think there is nothing wrong with eating
    All the time. At least I'm not doing
    Anything illegal."
    -Niall Horan

  2. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:27am UTC
    The RUDEST Facebook status I have ever seen!;
    Fat girls It’s not attractive to have rolls no matter how many people tell you you’re beautiful. They are giving you compliments so they can feel like a nice person. I’m tired of seeing skinny girls posts of fat girls with the caption, you’re gorgeous or something. Girls, Fat = Unattractive. Fat girls can be cool and get laid whatever, but girls in shape look better. It’s a fact.
    Share i
    I can't believe how aweful people can be!
    Everyone is beautiful,
    Inside and out.

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    I NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST AND I
    would
    appreciate it a lot if you would read this [x] [x] [x]
    It started in 6th grade, I had just moved to Iowa from
    North Carolina, where everyone was friends in my
    school. I had moved before, but I wasn't expecting
    the best, so that I wouldn't be as negative. I vividly
    remember the day when I walked those halls the
    first day, people snickering, pointing, and throwing
    out words that eventually started me cutting. Ater
    two years of torture, I forced my mother to make me
    change schools, to only find out, that the difference
    changing schools made, was very small. I have now
    come to a conclusion that I wasn't worth life, and I
    overdosed, and attempted suicide. This was about
    a yaer ago.

  4. funkyoctopus121 funkyoctopus121
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    I've been 12 years cancer free. Survior at age two

  5. smile_iloveyou smile_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    When I was a kid...it was Playhouse Disney. Not Disney Junior. -__-

  6. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 5:35pm UTC
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    Dearest Niall Horan, I got us a wedding cake. Now all you need to do is marry me. ;* nmf

  7. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Fave & I'll tell you which one of the guys from One Direction your name sounds best with
    I'm really bored okay...
    Comment your name!
    Format by FunkyMonkeyFormats

  8. Matthew_ Matthew_
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Connfession #35
    My friends tell me i'm a really bad flirt..
    Matthew_
    nmq

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    That awkward behavoir you get
    when your crush is around.

  10. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    who else wishes;
    they could have lockers like the ones on Victorios?

  11. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Playing a video game
    and thinking if you lean side-to-side with the controller,
    it will help you turn.

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    we all have that one friend that
    laughs like a drugged
    seal

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    In the middle of the night flushing
    the toilet sounds like a freaking tsunami

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Changing the date
    on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Torturing yourself with
    sad depressing songs
    when you're already sad

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    nothing brings two people
    together faster than the hatred of a third person.

  17. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

  18. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#090
    The librarians at my school take their jobs way to seriously.
    nmq.nmf,

  19. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    That confusing moment when
    you wake up from a nap and you don't know what day it is.
    ©kaykayy04

  20. BeAuTiFuL_EyEs BeAuTiFuL_EyEs
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    I do my homework for a while and then I reward myself for a short break . The funny thing is that it never ends

:)

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