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Ekki

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Member Since: 21 Jul 2009 11:23am

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Ekki
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 1:37pm UTC
The best kind of friend is the kind that makes you feel special.
:3

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Ekki
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July 21, 2009 1:11pm UTC
You know...
-You suck at a game if you can't get past the title screen.
-You're unlucky if your birthday's on the twelfth and it lands on friday the thirteenth.
-You've been drinking when you wake up and try to find the snooze button on the bartender.
-You're old when you outlive your pet tortoise.
-You're lost if you can't find the way through your own head.
-You're dead if you're girlfriend/boyfriend is a necrophile.
-You suck when even the mirror won't copy you.
-You have bad motor skills if you can't even tie your slip-ons.
-You're meant to be with someone if your name is Fayte and theirs is Destiny.
:) hope you like them. oh yeah and i thought them all up :)

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