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EffOffElmo

1. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 12:15pm UTC
   It's better for a girl
   to sleep a hundred years
   and be kissed and awakened
   by the right prince
   than to stay awake and be kissed
   a hundred times
   by the wrong frog
   
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2. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   Sometimes,
   I question
   your
   love
   for
   me.
   
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3. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 9:52pm UTC
   I'm scared as hell that you'll lie to me again.
   
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4. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   "Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I touch my weiner."
   
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5. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Whatever
   tickles
   your pickle
   
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6. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 6:50pm UTC
   So what if we're not perfect?
   We're perfect for each other ♥
   
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7. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   Reading conversations from way back and thinking,
   "Why can't we still be like that?"
   
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8. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Goldfish Memory...
   Goldfish 1: Ohhh, look a castle!
   Goldfish 2: What's a castle?
   Goldfish 1: I don't know. Why'd you ask?
   Goldfish 2: Ask what?
   Goldfish 1: Hey look, a castle!
   
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9. EffOffElmo
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 10:14pm UTC
   Australian Kiss;
   It's like a French kiss,
   except down under.
   
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10. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Relationships
    are like glass.
    Sometimes it's better to leave them broken,
    than hurt yourself trying to put it back together.
    
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11. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    She's broken
    because
    she believed.
    
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12. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    I don't want a guy who says I'm his number one.
    I want him to say I'm his only one.
    
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13. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    I'm afraid
    you'll give away
    my secrets...
    
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14. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:20pm UTC
    WE ARE LIKE
    DOMINOES
    I FALL FOR YOU
    YOU FALL
    FOR ANOTHER
    
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15. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world.
    But rather, choose the one
    who makes your world beautiful.
    
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16. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    Stop wasting your
    time on people who
    don't love you.
    
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17. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS IN LIFE
    IS WATCHING THE PERSON YOU LOVE,
    Love someone else.
    
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18. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    When I first saw you I fell in love and
    you smiled because you knew.
    
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19. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    Sometimes you just need that one person
    who will let you talk and ramble,
    listen to you complain and look like an idiot,
    but still love you all the same.
    
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20. EffOffElmo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Every girl has three guys in her life;
    The one she loves, the one she hates,
    and the one she can't live without.
    But in the end, they're all the same guy.
    
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