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EatMyFunny

1. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 1:44pm UTC
   ever since we first met ;
   i knew that i..
   i knew i was ready baby
   to take that dive
   
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2. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2013 12:57pm UTC
   Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
   Little Johnny: "None."
   Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
   Little Johnny: "None."
   Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
   Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
   Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
   Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
   Teacher: "Sure."
   Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
   Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
   Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
   
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3. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 1:28pm UTC
   shut up.
   wit yo stankin a$$
   
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4. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 1:28pm UTC
   *Me and my friend in class*
   Friend- Yo n-gga what page we at?
   Me- 58 my n-gga
   Friend- thanks bro!
   Me- its all good man
   Teacher- girls, i didnt know you were ... american?
   Me-
   Friend-
   The fly-
   Air-
   
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5. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   I won't give up on us
   even if the skys get
   rough
   l
   
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6. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2012 10:18am UTC
   I thought school was gonna be fun. . .
   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   What was I thinking, :|
   
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7. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2012 10:15am UTC
   End of summer holidays: Why wont school just start already!
   Start of school year: God bless betty crocker , of all my life, have i ever seen such cruelty. When do the summer holidays start?
   
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8. EatMyFunny
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   September 8, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   *Friend and me on the computer*
   Random girl on internet *messages it to friend* OMGG YOU ARE SO AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!
   Me: HAHAHA she doesnt look like that in real life!
   Friend: O__O
   Me: O__O
   Friend: excuse me? >_<
   Me: um...i love you! :)
   ...true story....
   
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9. EatMyFunny
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 3:58pm UTC
   * friend and me at park, sees girl at swings.*
   Her: OMGGG WE HAVE TO GET HIGHHHHHH!!!!!!
   Friend: O__e
   Me: * Bursts out laughing.*
   Me: You are talking about the swings....right?
   
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10. EatMyFunny
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 7:19am UTC
    follow the crowd or be you
    be like others or scream boo
    peer pressure can crack, just say quack
    im not saying its bad to be inspired by a friend, its better to be you in the end
    
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11. EatMyFunny
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 7:16am UTC
    no matter what , keep your head up
    you never ever should feel embarrassed or scared or shy
    be yourself, embrace who you are
    people will like you more if you just be yourself
    dont hide behind others, stand out ♥
    
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12. EatMyFunny
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    August 25, 2012 7:13am UTC
    Quack quack quack quack quack, wait i scared myself :(
    
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13. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Me : TURN UP THE LOVE, WE'RE TURNING UP THE LO-O-OVE!
    *far east movements part comes on*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    
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14. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 9:44am UTC
    i may not be the prettiest but i have a heart
    
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15. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 9:42am UTC
    You couldnt read this without the voice in your head. Smart kid ;)
    
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16. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 9:35am UTC
    I JUST WANT COOKIES . TRUTH.
    
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17. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 7:34am UTC
    Im not perfect
    Im not a failure
    I dont do everything right
    I can make mistakes
    Im just human, Im just a girl
    Dont try to make it any harder for me
    Or I'll muck you up!
    
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18. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 7:28am UTC
    Me: MOM MOM MOMMY MOMMY MUM MUMMOTHER MOTHER MUUUUUUM MOOOOOMMOMMYYYYYYY!!
    My Mom : WHAT
    Me: Good morning sunshine <3
    
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19. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 7:22am UTC
    People: "They say i your dreaming about somone they want you."
    Me : OMG OMG OMG MOMMYYY SPONGEBOB WANTS MEE! <3
    
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20. EatMyFunny
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    July 25, 2012 7:19am UTC
    Is it just me... or do ducks really freak people out o.O
    
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