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  1. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    My love for you is like a candle
    because if you forget about me I'll burn your f/cking house down

  2. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it the most?"
    -Mark Twain

  3. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:51am UTC
    TODAY IS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE brand new

  4. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:29am UTC
    -What was the inspiration for your witty username ?
    -Well , my best-friend started reading me these hilarious quotes one night over skype. I'm all "gosh darn these are funny ! , what's this website called " she replied "Witty" and I'm all "Witty ? that's weird haha I want a witty , what's your username?' "SmartBlonde" she whispered "But you aren't blonde" I chuckled "I know" replied my best-friend "I guess I should make an account ?" I questioned "DO IT" she shouted "I will but I think I'll be.....DumbRedhead" I replied *then my addiction began*

  5. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:13am UTC
    I still think you're
    beautiful
    and I don't ever
    wanna lose my
    best-friend
    nmf

  6. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:02am UTC
    wow , can you belive some people. sheesh.

  7. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    I seriously need advice on how to clean my room it's a nightmare :l
    comment ?
    nmf

  8. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi
    Stranger: are you Ross Lynch
    You: Yes
    Stranger: im a fan of you
    You: That's awesome
    Stranger: want to know my age
    You: Okay
    Stranger: 16
    You: METOO
    You: Omg have my babies
    Stranger: are you single
    You: Yup
    You: (;
    Stranger: can i be your girlfriend
    You: Absolutely
    Stranger: i wont act like emma from jessie
    You: Good
    You: she's mean
    Stranger: emma?
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: how is she mean
    You: SHE HURT MY FLUFFY PUPPY
    You: WE'RE OVER
    You have disconnected.

  9. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    {♥} Words can't express how much sadness is in my heart.
    I miss you so much , with your dancing , and your drinks
    you always gave the holidays a good fix. Your humor and
    your effort made a great dad you see , but you were the best
    pop-pop to me♥

  10. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    So have you ever been
    couaght in a sea of
    dispair?

  11. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    The Idler Wheel is Wi ser ,
    Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do:

  12. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    the world is
    ending in 3 days
    so if the real slim
    shady is going
    to stand up he
    better do it quick
    ~nmq

  13. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    [A]vailable: Always c;
    [B]irthday: June 9th
    [C]rush: Micheal Buble
    [D]rink you last had: Water
    [E]asiest person to talk to: Alyssa
    [F]avorite genre of music: Hardcore
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy Worms
    [H]ad your first kiss: Sadly not
    [I]nstrument: Electric Guitar
    [J]uice: Pinneapple
    [K]illed someone: Mentally , yes
    [L]ongest trip: Like 2 days
    [M]ilkshake flavor: Stawberry
    [N]umber of siblings: 1
    [O]ne wish: To find love
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you: Dylan
    [Q]uiet or loud: Loud
    [R]easons to smile: My cousins
    [S]ong: A Day To Remember-1958
    [T]ime you woke up: 11:30 ish
    [U]mbrella: It's blue
    [V]egetable: Carrots
    [W]arm at the moment: Nice and Tosty
    [X]-rays you've had: None
    [Y]our favorite animal: Elephant
    [Z]odiac sign: Gemini

  14. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    You are not ignoring anyone
    When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
    OH STEVE(:

  16. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    I got that winter-time winter-time fatness
    nmf

  17. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    my best-friend just got back from the hospital because she was on relaspe I'm just so upset I can't even talk to her. Why would she do this to herself. I quit because of her , and she goes and idk I just need to sleep.

  18. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    parents: here's $100 to buy clothes and anything else you need
    me: *spends $105 on pants*

  19. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:14am UTC
    I haven't eaten in a while
    and I really don't plan on changing that.

  20. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Ugh so like I've been sick for like 3 days now with the flu and my mom's making me go to school tomorrow but like i seriously procrastinate about going to school and i'm actually scared to go help :c

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