-What was the inspiration for your witty username ?
-Well , my best-friend started reading me these hilarious quotes one night over skype. I'm all "gosh darn these are funny ! , what's this website called " she replied "Witty" and I'm all "Witty ? that's weird haha I want a witty , what's your username?' "SmartBlonde" she whispered "But you aren't blonde" I chuckled "I know" replied my best-friend "I guess I should make an account ?" I questioned "DO IT" she shouted "I will but I think I'll be.....DumbRedhead" I replied *then my addiction began*