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Drii_101
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:45am UTC

Rabbit: Tie them together piglet! Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Oh so you can knot?
Piglet: No I cannot knot.
Rabbit: Not knot?
Pooh: Who's there!?
Rabbit: POOH! -.-
Pooh: POOH WHO?

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Drii_101
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June 23, 2013 10:29am UTC

When we were 12 we had baby dolls,
12 year olds nowadays are worried they have acutally have a baby.

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Drii_101
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June 22, 2013 10:12pm UTC

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
-Albert Einstein

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Drii_101
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May 5, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Real eyes realize real lies.

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Drii_101
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Stand outside. So if anyone asks,
tell them you're outstanding :D

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 6:53pm UTC

How to annoy people #3
With every question someone asks you reply with"Would you like fries with that?"

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 6:51pm UTC

How to annoy people #2
Try swimming on the floor

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 6:49pm UTC

How to annoy people #1
Flick the lights off and on a few times and then say "Oooooh now I get it"

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Go to any fast food joint and order a diet water with a straight face.
Add that to your bucket list,

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 4:15am UTC

Everyone is mature... Until they get on those spinny chairs.

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Drii_101
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:01pm UTC

*Me looking through quotes on Witty*
*Sees quote that says "GUYS I'M PREGNANT!"
*Looks at user of who posted it*
User:Vaginasandmoney
Me: "Big shocker."
[No hate, just thought it was funny]

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Drii_101
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 9:03pm UTC

If a tree falls silently; Would anyone notice that it fell?

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Drii_101
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:12am UTC

When I have my headphones in; Don't talk to me.
When I have one ear in; Don't talk to me.
When I don't have headphones in; Don't talk to me.

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Drii_101
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February 7, 2013 2:50am UTC

What if the world really did end on Decenber 21 while we were sleeping and we're living in a clone world and we don't even know it? o-o

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Drii_101
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Him: Who do you like?
Her: No one.
Him: Who do you like??
Her I said no one.
Him: WHO DO YOU LIKE!?
Her: Dude! I said no one,how much longer are you gonna ask this?!
Him:As much as it takes for you to say my name!

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Drii_101
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February 6, 2013 11:46pm UTC

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. "
-Apple Inc

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Drii_101
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:45am UTC

Is there really a reason to be depressed?
Do you get bullied?
Are your parents bad people to you?
Are you "ugly"?
Have your "friends" ditched you?
Have you attempted suicide?
Are you alone?
If you said yes for any one of those answer these,
Do you have water?
Do you have a house?
Do you have a family?
Do you have any friends?
If not that you have Jesus.
Why are you going to let other people's ʙᴜʟʟ sʜɪᴛ make you sad?
Why are you gonna let them take your happiness?
It was never their's to take.
Are you gonna let them be satisfied?
With the frown on your face?
Or the scars on your wrists?
You're gonna think I don't get it,
I get it more than you think.
Be happy.
We all have a reason.
If anyone messes with you
It's cause you're too sᴇxʏ. (:
Smiling is healthy, Why not give it a try?
And no not that fake smile that you make everyday.
A real one.

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Drii_101
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February 1, 2013 11:05pm UTC

You're the
reason I woke
up today :]
Just kidding,
I had school.

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Drii_101
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 11:42pm UTC

To be old and wise
You must be young and stupid.
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Looks like a lot of us are gonna be genius.

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Drii_101
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January 30, 2013 10:33pm UTC

That awkward moment...
When you wave at someone
and they don't wave back
and you act like you were doing something else

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