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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    I want a boyfriend like Ed Sheeran.
    & by like Ed Sheeran, I mean Ed Sheeran.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    My boyfriend and I are so different.
    I exist, he doesn't.

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Me: Ugh why am I so lonely
    Friend: hey do you wanna do something tonight
    Me: No

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Bands I Wish Could Come Back #1
    Jonas Brothers

  6. edwardl0v3r edwardl0v3r
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Nobody's going to notice this quote because it's ugly.
    It's kind of the same concept with people.
    Unless you're perfect, nobody cares.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:26am UTC
    When an inappropriate song comes on the radio
    and your driving with your mom so you start a random, loud
    CONVERSATION
    to cover up the lyrics

  10. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Congratulations!
    you've learned how to write the letter
    K
    Too bad everyone else learned how to write that in kindergarden...
    <3

  11. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    What would happen if
    there
    was no more google?
    [ Idk...Google it ]

    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    When someone just types
    "Yup", "Mhm", "Mk", or "ya", I don't write back for awhile.
    Because I am too busy strangling that person in my mind.
    Conversation = Over
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:12am UTC
    When you say
    "Okay!"
    A bajillion times just to get
    your parents to stop talking ...
    And they continue on anyway-_-
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    When you think
    You've come up with an awesome quote
    and then no one Faves it...

  18. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    You're watching TV
    And the ASPCA commercial comes on
    So you change the channel because you can't deal with
    The gloomy song and those cute, little faces staring at you
    <3
    Anyone else?

  19. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:17am UTC
    So you like bad boys, Right?
    ...Yah, I guess I do. Y?
    Well, I don't wanna brag or anything but, I throw away items that can be recycled. >:D

  20. Jazzygurl28 Jazzygurl28
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Oh I'm sorry. . .
    What was that?
    I don't speak B.I.T.C.H.
    nmf

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