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Dmetrii

1. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 8:29pm UTC
   Playing Scrabble
   AND MAKING IT AS SEXUAL AS POSSIBLE
   
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2. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 7:54pm UTC
   Changing in PE
   And dropping your phone a
   1,000 times.
   
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3. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 11:45pm UTC
   The way dogs circle around
   and around...
   before they settle down in a certain spot.
   
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4. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 6:15pm UTC
   Facebook stalking is all fun
   and games until...
   you accidently like one of their photos.
   
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5. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC
   That feeling...
   When you know someone's lying to you
   
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6. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 7:29pm UTC
   Turn Your Phone Into a Musical Instrument :D
   Dial the following into your phone:
   Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
   1 1 9 9 # # 9 6 6 3 3 2 2 1
   9 9 6 6 3 3 2 9 9 6 6 3 3 2
   1 1 9 9 # # 9 6 6 3 3 2 2 1
   The London Bridge:
   6 9 6 8 7 8 6
   1 4 5 7 8 9
   6 9 6 8 7 8 6
   8 6 0 4
   Row, Row, Row Your Boat:
   4 4 4 8 6
   6 2 6 9 #
   # # #
   0 0 0
   * * *
   4 4 4
   6 2 2 1 1
   
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7. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   I like adding hearts at the end of
   my quotes because it makes
   me sound cutesy.
   <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
   Seriously children, enough is
   enough...
   <3
   
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8. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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9. Dmetrii
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 6:30pm UTC
   "I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
   The phrase used to continue a conversation when you honestly don't give a f**k.
   
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10. Dmetrii
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Taking a Math Test:
    Use Implicit Differentiation to solve the problem:
    y=6x-7cos[(6log+ln2)-(x-2)](x+2)
    "EL OH EL, GURL YOU FUNNY!!"
    
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11. Dmetrii
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    That one CHICK
    Who updates her Facebook status every 2 seconds...
    
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