Dman123

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Member Since: 12 Feb 2012 11:05am

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Location: New York

Gender: M

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Dman123
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October 2, 2014 7:59pm UTC

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

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Dman123
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October 2, 2014 7:44pm UTC

I miss you guys, Haven't been on in a while sorry :(

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Dman123
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February 26, 2014 8:03pm UTC

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

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Dman123
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February 26, 2014 7:59pm UTC

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

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Dman123
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February 26, 2014 7:54pm UTC

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice

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Dman123
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November 8, 2013 3:28pm UTC

♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
I have three sides.
1.The quiet side
2.The fun and crazy side
3.The side you never want to see

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Dman123
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November 7, 2013 7:41pm UTC

All you girls are beautiful, you just have to open your eyes and realize it
♥
-guy on witty

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Dman123
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 7:28pm UTC

THAT MOMENT
That moment when your parents walk into the living room and something bad pops up on the t.v. screen and you get grounded.

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Dman123
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November 5, 2013 10:38am UTC

That akward moment
When the you ask the teacher to go to the bathroom in the middle of the class and you walk in the door ten minutes later and everyone stares at you.

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Dman123
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November 2, 2013 10:20pm UTC

When the rain falls it reminds me of you, because i fell hard for you.
credit to: Adriana

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Dman123
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November 2, 2013 7:49pm UTC

An old cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up a cloudy draw
Their hooves was made of iron and their horns was made of steel
Their brands was still on fire and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders comin' hard and heard their mournful cry
Yippie yi aaaay
Yippie yi ohhhh,
The Ghost Herd in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their eyes was blurred, their shirts was soaked with sweat
They're ridin' hard to catch that herd, but they ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry
As the riders loped on by him, he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Tryin' to catch that Devil's herd, across these endless skies
Yippie yi aaaay
Yippie yi ohhhh,
The Ghost Riders in the sky
The Ghost Riders in the skyyyy!

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Dman123
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November 2, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Anyone know how to get a girl to like you?????

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Dman123
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November 2, 2013 3:13pm UTC

ya'll get in my van i'll give u a tootsie roll'

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Dman123
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November 1, 2013 8:25pm UTC

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Dman123
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November 1, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry