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Family_Guy_Quotes
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February 22, 2012 10:24pm UTC

FAMILY GUY QUOTE #3
Meg: I want to kill myself! I'm gunna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
*Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
Meg: I'm allegric to peanuts...
*Lois and Peter stare in silence.*
Meg: You don't know anything about me!
(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
nmq

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 26, 2012 3:56pm UTC

One Direction things#118
Niall: I'd always walk my girlfriend home, I'm too protective.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyinhawaiianxo
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin'. They hatin'.

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OhEmGee
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 11:20am UTC

Boy, Sometimes, I wish I could read your mind to know how you feel about me
♥

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OhEmGee
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 11:47am UTC

Beauty
is NOT measured in the size of your boobs.

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DinoZeeZee
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 9:44am UTC

Next time you think of
wonderful things,
don't forget to count yourself in.

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DinoZeeZee
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 9:48am UTC

TO PUT IT IN THE SIMPLEST OF TERMS,
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.YOU REALLY ARE.

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hopelesslyinlove6
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Like this if you're single
correction: too sexy for everyone
nmf

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kaciexoxmcginley
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 9:45pm UTC

"bad hair day?"
"bad face day?"

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:47pm UTC

Format by XxprettixXRR
For halloween I'ma wear a T shirt that says
life
and hand out
Lemons
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by DEATH.

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hhaannaahhm7
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 4:27pm UTC

Dear Mom,
how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell,
"WHAT!?"
when you scream my name?
sincerely,
confused child

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Shutting the door
To force your pet into
spending time with you.

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:34pm UTC

I'm too nice to people.
And that's how I get hurt.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC

I hate texting people
who don't use smileys. I feel like i'm texting an emotionless robot.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:47am UTC

i know
which friends I'll stop talking to once college comes, and which ones i'll stay close to.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:55pm UTC

You know you have a
Back-up tab
For when someone comes into the room and starts watching you on the computer
Format by Sandrasaurus

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lisac517
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October 13, 2011 5:11pm UTC

10 years ago
we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 12:15pm UTC

The best moments in life,
1. Coming home late and going straight to bed.
2. Buying amazing clothes that you found on sale.
3. Holding Hands.
4. Unexpected moments that turn into favorite memories.
5. Talking on the phone until 5 in the morning.
6. Resting your head on someone's chest.
7. Taking long showers that wash away your worries.
8. Feeling as though you finally belong somewhere.
9. Deciding what you want to do with your life.
10. Realizing every things gunna be okay.

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