DinoRawrx3

DinoRawrx3
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November 22, 2011 4:03am UTC

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"
2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.
3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.
4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.
5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."
6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.
8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down singing "Sweet Alabama".
9) When you get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.
10) Stare at other people on the escalator and laugh hysterically.
If you get in trouble, tell people you are doing an experiment on human reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger words you use, the least likely people will be to question you further.

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DinoRawrx3
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October 23, 2011 12:29pm UTC

Quotes that dont go with the category.

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DinoRawrx3
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October 23, 2011 12:26pm UTC

1
Those little things make my day :)

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DinoRawrx3
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October 23, 2011 12:23pm UTC

"pshh, yeah, i got top
quote."
"Really? how many favs?"
"4."
"4000?"
"No, 4."
lmao.
♥

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DinoRawrx3
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October 23, 2011 12:07pm UTC

I won't say i'm in
Love

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DinoRawrx3
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 8:14pm UTC

Stupid cancer. We all want a new car, a new phone. A person who has cancer only wants one thing... to survive. I know that a lot of you "who think you're too cool" probably won't re-post this. But a very little amount of my witty girls will. Put this on your quotes in honor of someone who died of cancer, survived, or who is fighting against it now. If you lost someone place their name below and add your name.
started by: Emily9
Emily9:i love you grandpa and i miss you
Jackiebunny97: I love you and miss you Aunt Susie
Savanahh_Jordan: Ilove And Miss You Mom , ♥
OntHe3DGe: I love and miss you suni k. you one of my very first friends
edelmonic: mom, you thought me to stay strong, GRANDPA, i wish you hadn't lost to skin cancer when papa was 9 you sound awesome see you one day in heaven, Mor-Mor you give me strenghth showed me how to look everything in the eyes,Grandpy stay strong with you every step of the way
CountryGal: I love you Aunt Jill. Please get better.♥
HeidioPHD: feel better Cooper
DinoRawrx3 (Sabrina): please get better shelly

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DinoRawrx3
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October 22, 2011 11:02am UTC

Go follow Candice :]
-Candicee
i love her :D

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DinoRawrx3
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October 22, 2011 11:00am UTC

when you misspell how and say hoe the sentence automatically seems meaner.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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DinoRawrx3
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October 21, 2011 2:03pm UTC

click to see this quote

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DinoRawrx3
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 1:49pm UTC

Yay!
Witty's pink.
i bet the dudes
are like
WTF?!

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DinoRawrx3
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 1:24pm UTC

My grandma is listening to justin bieber and scrolling through her facebook.

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DinoRawrx3
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 1:00pm UTC

i wish you stiill cared.
♥

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DinoRawrx3
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 12:55pm UTC

hey, you there :)
i need a new witty bestfriend. leave your bestfriend application in the comments >>
right there. :D
Love youuu. <3
well, not yet. xD
mwuah.

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DinoRawrx3
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 12:49pm UTC

hey! you! no not you, you ! yeah you.
you like
pizza?

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DinoRawrx3
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October 20, 2011 1:09pm UTC

do me a favor, rip out my heart and end the pain, will you?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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DinoRawrx3
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October 20, 2011 12:57pm UTC

what will you be for ha lloween?t
♥
Comment what you'll be.

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DinoRawrx3
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October 19, 2011 11:44am UTC

i know it hurts
b u t s o m e t i m e s y o u j u s t g o t t a s u c k i t u p
w i p e a w a y t h e t e a r s , s m i l e
find a new one , move on .....♥
& show that boy what hes missing

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