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Dancemetotheendoflove

1. Dancemetotheendoflove
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   March 26, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   Man: So if you are traveling 80 miles per hour, how long will it take you to go 80 miles?Blonde wife: Well, I run the mile in about 9 minutes and that's when I'm not in shape. When I'm in shape I can go 7. And the tires will turn about 400 times in a mile, just a guesstimation by the way, but you are driving more than a mile a minute so I would whack 80 in half and that's 40. Oh and it probably makes a difference if your car's a stick or an automatic....so I'd say about 58 minutes.
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2. Dancemetotheendoflove
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   February 10, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   Sitting silently in class,
   taking a test,
   and not wanting to swallow
   because you know everyone will hear it.
   
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3. Dancemetotheendoflove
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   October 27, 2011 6:55pm UTC
   I know someday you'll have a beautiful life.
   And you will be the sun, in someone else's sky.
   
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4. Dancemetotheendoflove
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   October 24, 2011 9:41pm UTC
   If we were chemicals, I'd want to react with you ;D
   
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5. Dancemetotheendoflove
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   October 24, 2011 9:03pm UTC
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