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  1. DanceSwag DanceSwag
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    leeuumm
    is amazing go follow him (;

  2. DanceSwag DanceSwag
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:07am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Noah is so awesome;)
    lmfao.

  3. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Damn girl,
    You've been played more times than Temple Run.

  4. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Interviewer: So have you heard about One Direction's nakedness?
    Kendall Schmidt: Yeah, they have their own tourbus though, so they can just go crazy if they wanted.
    Carlos Pena: I've heard that they had a little fun with the nakedness on X Factor, with like moving the cereal box around. We can't do that on Nick...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    When I find money in my pockets,
    I like to think life is rewarding me for being sexy.

  6. quotesfromthecore quotesfromthecore
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Lazy rule #2
    Getting into bed, being
    comfortable, then realizing
    you didn't turn off a light but
    you leave it on anyways because
    you're already cozy.
    *comment if i should do a series*

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'.
    It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

  8. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:23am UTC
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    I hope you always
    find a reason to smile.
    Format Credit - RunawayRachel

  9. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I have a nose
    so do you.
    I have eyes
    so do you
    i have teeth
    so do you
    i have a body
    so do you
    i have friends
    so do you
    i have hair
    so do you
    Then why do you feel the need to pick on me everyday of my life. we may have diffrent looks, but were all beautiful.

  10. diellza diellza
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:29am UTC
    "Don't kill your self
    over a guy,
    he'll bring anothergirl
    to your funeral".


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I'm not fat.
    I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:54am UTC
    you would probably weigh a good few pounds less
    if you took all that makeup off your face....

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I want a six month vacation
    twice a year.

  15. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    One Direction things#114
    When Niall gets homesick, the rest of the boys speak to him in an Irish accent.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  16. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:31am UTC
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    I hate watching people slowly change into the person they said theywould never be..

  17. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:19am UTC
    l l l l l
    I feel like I need my friends a lot more than they need me.

  18. NoahF NoahF
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:01am UTC
    Dear Erica.
    I'm insanely lucky to be your boyfriend.
    You had so many options, but out of all
    of those people that really liked you,
    you chose me. I've never smiled so
    much in my entire life. When I
    talk to you I have this weird
    smile stuck on my face.
    I can't help but
    laugh, you
    make
    my
    day.
    Love your boyfriend,
    -Noah.

  19. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    One Direction things#117
    Liam: When Zayn is tired, he won't care who you are,
    he will sleep on you're shoulder
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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