DanceFuckerDance

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Hey, im Jay and I have a twin named Greg
Greg is an idiot. just
saying.

If you don't like Saosin...
GET OUT.

not kididng.

I have acquired a new sibling.
Chloeelizabethlovesyou <3

DanceFuckerDance
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March 27, 2012 3:17pm UTC

That moment when the bottom of your foot itches and you can't scratch it because it tickles xD

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

NEED GIRL ADVICE

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 24, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Sometimes I dont understand women. I hear girls all the time saying about random guys with their girlfriends, "She's so ugly and he's so hot. Why would he date her?" Did it ever occur to those girls that it's possible for a guy to like a girl on more than just her looks? That maybe that girl has a GREAT personality? That the guys loves her for HER? Like, honestly. It makes me so mad.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 22, 2012 2:57pm UTC

This is Greg... Jay's twin...
just want to say that i'm his better half.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 11:53am UTC

That moment when your brother tells your mom that your girlfriend broke up with you and your mom goes, "Good, i always hated that sl*t anyway."
Wow, Mom.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 10:46am UTC

Just got called a pretty boy...
will the insults never stop?

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 10:37am UTC

i give up on dating. like seriously give the f*ck up.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 10:30am UTC

some girl just b*tched me out for being a manwhore? are you kidding? im not a manwhore. i just got out of a seventh month relationship where not once did i ever flirt with another girl, kiss another girl, or even go out with another girl without my exgirlfriend being present. i was a good f*cking boyfriend and not a manwhore. if you don't like me, why don't you talk to me like a mature, decent human being instead of b*tching me out like an idiot.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 10:22am UTC

I love giving out relationship advice yet i'm single once again.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 9:55am UTC

If i had a girlfriend, id dedicate this song to her...
THE HEART NEVER LIES BY MCFLY

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 9:11am UTC

Bored...
Fave this and I'll write you paragraph on your profile, hoping that it'll please you.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 8:55am UTC

Jealousy is a good thing when it's combined with absolute trust.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 8:51am UTC

IDK WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT MY BROTHER....
so my girlfriend just broke up with me, right? well my best friend, also known as the idiot who happens to be my twin, started off the day by waking up at 5 am and making me my favorite breakfast, which is blueberry pancakes with ice cream on top. Then he decided to clean my room WHILE I WAS STILL SLEEPING and do my laundry for me. AND THEN AFTER THAT he went to a store and bought all my favorite movies for me so we could watch them today. AND EVEN THEN he ordered pizza for lunch and some amazingly delicious cupcakes so we can pig out and not feel bad about it at lax. AND he called up some mad biddies and we're throwing a party tonight to celebrate the joys of being single.
GREG, IF YOU READ THIS....
I LOVE YOU, MAN.

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DanceFuckerDance
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March 21, 2012 8:39am UTC

Some girl told me to delete my account...? Okay.

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DanceFuckerDance
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November 16, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Better Than "I Love You"
Matt wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes
and the first thing he sees is a couple aspirins and a huge glass of water on the
bedside table. He looks around and sees his clothes clean and pressed and the
rest of the room in perfect order. He takes the aspirins and notices a note that
reads, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove and I went out early to go shopping. Love
you."
So he heads into the kitchen and indeed there is a hot breakfast on the stove and
the morning newspaper at the table. His son is also at the table, eating.
Matt asks, "So, son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m. super drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you walked into the door."
Confused, Matt asks, "So why is everything all nice and clean? And why did your
make me breakfast?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you into the bedroom and when she tried to
take of your pants, you said 'Lady! Leave me alone, I'm married.'"

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DanceFuckerDance
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November 16, 2011 1:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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DanceFuckerDance
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November 16, 2011 1:52pm UTC

I make all these advice quotes yet I'm still single.
Cool.

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DanceFuckerDance
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November 16, 2011 1:48pm UTC

Do not hug your guy friends in front of your boyfriend for more than 3 seconds.

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DanceFuckerDance
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November 16, 2011 1:40pm UTC

When girls like me:
1% when I'm single
99% when I'm in a relationship