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Cricket302
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:44am UTC

Dad: Hey where are the scissors?
Me: I don't know. Usually in the drawer.
Dad: (5 minutes later) I found them!
Me: Where were they?
Dad: In this drawer in here.
Me: I told you they were in there.
Dad: No you did'nt. (5 more minutes later) Hey do you know what I did with the scissors?
Me: Ugh what did you do with them?!?!

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Cricket302
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 1:02am UTC

To everyone who is worried about the world ending in December... God can change is mind on anything and everything...
So just don't worry... Because that is his job (:

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Cricket302
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 2:17pm UTC

I see him all day everyday. We flirt and I know he likes me but I am still to afraid to ask him if he wants to be with me.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Because you'll be dust by Monday.
Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds.
And the cleaning lady?
She cleans up. Dust. She Dusts.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC

That moment when....
When someone tells a joke, and 5 minutes later you start laughing....
Because you finally got the punch line.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Oh Stuff n' fluff
Winnie the Pooh

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Cricket302
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February 28, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Eore:Sure is a nice day today! It will probably rain.
Fav if your always thinking poor Eore.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC

One day he acts like he loves me, he winks and flirts the next he acts like I get on his nerves. What is up??

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC

People cry not because they are weak,
Its because they have been stong for too long.

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posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Me: (Trip) Ouch
Guy friend: Haha you fell
Me: You know what leave me alone (he walks by and I trip him)
Guy friend: Ouch
Me: Haha you fell. Ha doesnt feel good when the tables are turned.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Me: Ya I love that....
Bff: (Whispers) Umm pole
Me: Hang on, but ya like I love that mo...
Bff: (Whispers) Uhh Pole
Me: Hang on really, anyways I love that movie. BAMM Ohh watch out there is a pole there.
Bff: Thats kinda what I was trying to tell you.
Me: (with a bloody nose) Aww aint you just so nice. :)

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:08pm UTC

If you were to die today, would you be proud of what you done? If your not you better start getting square because you never know what day is gonna be your last.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:01pm UTC

I am walking in the store and I see a six year old who has a better phone than me. Now tell me how that works.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Did you get droped on your head when you were little? I know I did.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I hate it when your at school and somebody cries for attention. Me. I hate to cry in front of people. Just because they always ask you what is wrong. Its a good thing to know that they care about you, but when it happens it makes you cry even more because when you try to tell them what is wrong, you think about it and end up crying again.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Me. I wear tennishoes. Not highheels. I wear T-Shirts. Not dresses. I paint my figernails. Not put on fake ones. I dont say I am from the country to impress guys. I am real. I don't try and fit it. I just do. I get what I like. Not what other people do. Don't be fake, please be your self. :)

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:34pm UTC

My heart beats 90 times a minute. You walk in the door and I feel like I am having a heart attack.

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Cricket302
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:28pm UTC

I cant get him outta my head he is all I think about. And the thing is I know he likes me but I dont know what to say to him. :(

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Cricket302
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 3:12pm UTC

BFF: You know how in those scary movies they are like hello??
Me: Ya why?
BFF: Well its not like the robber is gonna say "ya I'm in a kitchen you want me to make you a sandwhich?

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Cricket302
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

How life works
Ages 4-9 Cool we gotta stay up all night to see Santa
Ages 10-13 Santa is for babies
Ages 14-17 SANTA IS COMING GO TO SLEEP SO THE MORNING WILL GET HERE FASTER AND WE GET LOTS OF CANDY AND PRESENTS!!!! :)

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