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CraziChica

1. CraziChica
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:40pm UTC
   I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POW dem CHICKENS jackin' mah Style!
   
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2. CraziChica
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:29pm UTC
   MESSAGES: DAVID GROVETT
   Dude, I wasn't THAT drunk!...
   uhm, YEA you were! You were throwing goldfish crackers on my blue
   carpet screaming: " SWIM B****s SWIM!"
   woah... dude...
   
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3. CraziChica
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:19pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
   you're eating a big bowl of ice-cream when all of a sudden, BIGGEST LOSER comes on...
   
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4. CraziChica
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   October 4, 2011 7:55pm UTC
   When I'm Dreaming, It all makes sense....
   but when I wake-up... I'm like WTF?!
   
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5. CraziChica
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   October 4, 2011 7:00pm UTC
   I Hate when I'm laying down with my iPod, then all of a sudden it turns NINJA and decides to attack my face!
   
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6. CraziChica
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 5:17pm UTC
   Girl 1: Awwwh you look pretty! :)
   Girl 2: awwh thanks! -hugs- :)
   boy 1: Dude you look great :)
   boy 2:....DUDE ARE YOU GAY?!
   so.....so very true
   
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7. CraziChica
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   September 26, 2011 7:01pm UTC
   SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND
   break her heart, and I'll break your face!
   
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8. CraziChica
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 11:10pm UTC
   MENstruation,MENopause,MENtal breakdowns.... did you notice how all GIRLS problems begins with "men"?
   ps. sorry that was a bit awkward :P
   
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9. CraziChica
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   September 24, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   H. A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success.
   
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10. CraziChica
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    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Lil Wayne got an ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 4 gf's, 3 boo's, a partridge in a pear tree, and got the nerve to be tryna tell ppl How to Love.
    
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11. CraziChica
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    September 24, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    When white girls become 16 and Pregnant, they get their own show, but when black girls get pregnant......They Go To MAURY®.
    
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12. CraziChica
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
    you see a vegetarian eating an animal cracker.
    
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13. CraziChica
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    September 23, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    See yourself the way God sees you. Start saying, "I am approved. I'm accepted. I am talented. I am creative. I'm God's MASTERPIECE."
    
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14. CraziChica
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    September 23, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Abs on a skinny dude, are like boobs on a fat chick; THEY DON'T COUNT!!
    
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15. CraziChica
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    I wanna throw a fake party with fake alcohol and see how many people PRETEND to be drunk.
    
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