Courtneylj's Favorites

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:27am UTC

I love you more than... SpongeBob loves JellyFish,Sandy loves Karate,Mr.Krabs loves Money,&Squidward loves his Clarinet, I need you like Plankton needs the Krabby Patty secret Formula.<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:33am UTC

You Are My Google. Your Everything I'm Searching For<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:41am UTC

Got a problem with me?Solve it.Think i'm Trippin'?Tie my Shoes.Can't stand me?Sit back Down.Can't face Me?Turn around.-Drake

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:46am UTC

You know you Really Love Someone,When you have to Convince yourself that you don't.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:52am UTC

I love him, He loves me, so why are we not together?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:58am UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:06am UTC

The awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:08am UTC

When you love someone that you would do anything in the world for them <3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:12am UTC

The worst thing a boy could do to a Girl is ignore her<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:17am UTC

me:i need a wee! Bestfriend:Go then! me:Come with me!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:21am UTC

When you think your good because you know the words of your favourite song, and you get them wrong!<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:30am UTC

Something about him ♥ keeps me wanting to know more about him ♥ Makes me want to be part of his world

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:33am UTC

When the boy you love,smiles at you <3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:35am UTC

Dont let a girl fall for you, if you have no intension of catching her!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:37am UTC

When you realize you smile like a idiot when he textes you<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:38am UTC

I never thought i'd fall for you as hard as i did<3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

kinaneAshlee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 9:42am UTC

When he tell's you he love's you <3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2156 points

taytayx311
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5319 points

ilyJam4evaa
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 7:03pm UTC

To do List:
Throw a party with fake liquor. See who will act drunk.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 303 points

Witty Profiles

Courtneylj