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  1. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  2. HereToMakeYouSmile HereToMakeYouSmile
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    & You're the reason I want to go back to school
    xxxx after the weekend xxxx
    {{And you're also the only reason why I hate summer}}
    since I can't see you every single day anymore... }}}

  3. converselover42 converselover42
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    IF I HAD A STAR FOR EVERYTIME YOU MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, I'D BE HOLDING THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS<3

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  5. mikkimouse15 mikkimouse15
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 1:14am UTC
    We are all just looking for our own Peeta's.

  6. SpecialSomeone SpecialSomeone
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    When should I start writing my story???? Fave for tonight, comment for tomorrow :$ <3 You guys are my inspriation


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  11. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  12. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  13. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Shows I watched as a kid:
    Kim Possible
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    Unfabulous
    H2O
    Zoey 101
    The Berenstain Bears
    Arthur
    Cyberchase
    The Big Comfy Couch
    As Told By Ginger
    The Wiggles
    The Bear in the Big Blue House
    LazyTown
    Little Bear
    Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
    Annuleesemylady♥

  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Boy: Is your mom a baker?
    Girl: No, why do you ask?
    Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those cheap pencils with
    erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

  16. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

  17. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    They say disney world is the happiest place on earth... obviously they've never been in your arms <3
    Hmm, well, obviously you've never been to disney world.
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.

  19. nms1995 nms1995
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, a girl at my school had a seizure , then peed herself and passed out in front of her entire lunch period , people were standing there laughing saying "thats embarrassing"
    SOCIETY SUCKS.
    fav if you think this is wrong

  20. xXTheBrokenGirlXx xXTheBrokenGirlXx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    My Talents:
    speed texting,
    procrastination,
    sarcasm,
    talking back,
    & the ability to completely zone out in class
    n m f

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