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Hello everybody! My name is Charlize , and I love the color blue , and I love witty profiles , follow meee :3 Well bye.........

CookieMonsta
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 7:44pm UTC

My Granpa had a friend , he always wanted to live till' 100..he smoked and drinked.. He always used to ask "How do you live that long when you smoke and drink?". He would reply with a "Im not sure." It was his birthday , is 100th birthday. They were planning a huge party , my granpa's friend told his son "Im going to go rest." So he went to go to sleep. He smiled and crossed his arms. He smiled.
And
Then his son came over to check on him
And he died with a smile.
(True story)

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 3:47am UTC

Me : I'm A Ninja.
Brother : No Your Not
Me : Did you see me do that
Brother : Do What?
Me : Exactly

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CookieMonsta
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July 8, 2012 3:37am UTC

So I called Justin Bieber gay , and he hit me with his purse.

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May 19, 2012 12:19am UTC

Today was prob the most worse day I feel heartbroken.I was just talking then my best-friend asked me"Do you wanna go out with me."Then I said if I were singlethen he said"Oh that's great. I have the 2 crushes and their taken. Thanks."And he walked awayI feel heartbroken

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CookieMonsta
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May 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC

For The First Time In Years I Drank pop

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CookieMonsta
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May 13, 2012 2:29pm UTC

I need help. I'm not asking for faves , but if I get at least 10 likes I'll be strong about this. My parents just got a divorce and I need help. I've been crying alot because I don't wanna go to 2 houses each weekend, I don't wanna step-dad or step-mom...I wanna a full family.
I miss my life....6 year old life. (; I need help.

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:19pm UTC

This is how it looks like when your crying

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:05pm UTC

0 Likes: Ugly :/
5 Likes: Cute :D
10 Likes: Adorable :)
15 Likes: Pretty(:
20 Likes: Gorgeous. ♥
25 Likes: Beautiful c:
30 Likes: Beyond Everything[:
-repost if you're brave
[*Feeling brave* :L ]

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Gotta Be You♥
1D LoveStory
Leslie POV
__________________
``Oh gosh! I can`t believe were going!`` I say to my friend at school.
``You`re lying. ``
``Don`t you listen to the radio?``
``Yeah , and change the channel when music isn`t on..``
``Well if you weren`t so picky and listened you would`ve known who won. Because what if you won?``
``The mail man would`ve came and told me.``
`` Oh shut up!``
I walked away from my ex-bestfriend
And walked over to my boyfriend George.
``Don`t cheat on me with those one direction members.`` He said
``Fine baby, only don`t cheat on me while I`m gone for the tour for summer hun.``
`Why would I? I got the best gitrlfriend right beside me.``
``Aw thank you.,``

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 9:57pm UTC

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:25pm UTC

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 11:25pm UTC

Life Without You
Is Horrible.

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 11:22pm UTC

l
o KONY 2012! o

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC

I just wanna share a chat with me and Arthur on Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How R U?
Stranger: good
Stranger: How R U
You: Good.
Can I ask a question?
Stranger: sure
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: m
You: Oh. Im F
Stranger: oh does that mean you have to disconnect
You: No......?
Stranger: oh great whats your name
You: Charlize your name?
Stranger: my name is arthur
You: Oh How Old R U?
Stranger: 16 you
You: 15 (:
Stranger: thats cool :)
Stranger: can i ask you a question
You: Sure What is it?
Stranger: can you text me or can i text you? you weem really cool i would kinda like to get to know you
Stranger: would*
You: My phone needs to charge. Ill tell you my numba when Its done charging!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here is mine 903 316 1080
You: Okai I'll remember that (: Do you have YouTube? Well you prob do
Stranger: yeah lol :)
You: Whats ur user? And do you have Gmail??? I can message youhh!
Stranger: my you tube is the undead ninja beast lol and i will make a gmail right now real quick
Stranger: or well i have a yahoo account
You: I don't...my YouTube is Charlize Phillips..try looking it up (:
Stranger: alright i will make a gmail account just for you :)
You: Aw Fanks! I need to log into gmail then (:
Stranger: yeah :)
You: I need to go.....I'll write down your number and text you later. (: Bye...Sorry
You: Plus when I text chuu please tell me your Gmail user!
Stranger: alright i will i promise
You: Okai I need to get a paper
Stranger: alright
Stranger: just tell me when your ready
You: Actually..I'll stay on . When my phone is charged I'll log off....(: okay I need to get its charger (;
You: Well I mean get off...not log off (:
Stranger: lol i know what you meant
Stranger: :)
You: Be right back (:
Stranger: alright
Stranger: :)
You: Backk(:
Stranger: alright my gmail is setup

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Me : Mom , I want you to meet my boy-friends
Mom :
Me : * Leads her to my room *
Mom :
One Direction Posters :
Mom :
One Direction Posters :
Mom : Aww , thats cute! They're shy,

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:49pm UTC

" I Wish I had a girl to cuddle up with instead of my pillow."
-Harry Styles
<3 One Direction

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:41pm UTC

"When you first open up Nialls wallet you'll see a picture of Justin Bieber then a picture of us. "
-Liam
<3 One Direction, I call dibs on Louis.

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:29pm UTC

One Directon :
Interviewer : Whats the one thing you cannot live with out?
Liam : My Hair Product
Zayn : Chicken
Niall : Sleep
Harry : My Phone
Louis : My Mum.
Oh gawd. I <3 Louis =)

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Hello My Name Is :
This is always the hardest question from the test...err...Ronny? No. Harold? No..I know! JOE! Nahh. Jared! Noooo! Yoda , finally.that was hard!

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CookieMonsta
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 3:53pm UTC

That Awkward Momment....
When you go in your closet searching for Narnia but find Monsters Inc. instead

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