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RainbowSkittles
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January 20, 2010 7:55pm UTC

*Sweetie, if your going to be two-faced;
at least make one of them pretty.*

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Moeee13
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January 20, 2010 10:18pm UTC

If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this:
Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why.
You can't fix stupid.
There's not a pill you can take;
there's not a class you can go to.
Stupid is forever.
-- Ron White ♥

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PonzyBonzy
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January 20, 2010 10:44pm UTC

Mom: will there be boys at this party?
Me: no mom, its a nun party.
hhaha facebook group.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dumbblondesX3
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January 18, 2010 11:16am UTC

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kaysfanart
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January 18, 2010 6:50pm UTC

if you don't like me that's ok.
theres nothing i can do about it .
newsflash sweetie:
i don't live to please you
[♥] [♥] [♥]
minnee(=
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cookiemonster444
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January 19, 2010 2:43pm UTC

Boy, are you a fishermen?
Cause you've got me hooked. (;
i think mine sorry if on here

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lindyy_xx3
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January 19, 2010 5:36pm UTC

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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Swe3tNs0ur
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January 20, 2010 7:26am UTC

Uhm could You please tell Your pants That
It's not polite To Point. =]

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aangelaaaxx
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January 20, 2010 4:37pm UTC

THEPOiNTOFLiPGLOSSiS
[[for someone else to take it off]]

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xEriBerrix
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January 20, 2010 10:17pm UTC

Girls aren't all that they seem,
underneath all that makeup and hair,
There's a tag that says,
"Handle with care"

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RiloKiley
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January 20, 2010 5:35am UTC

Have you ever wanted to talk
but never really dared?
Or missed the opportunity
to tell them that you cared?
Pretend it doesn't hurt
and said that it's ok?
And spend each day wishing
It'd all just go away?
Acted how your "supposed" to
so no one knew you cry?
And never let them see
how you really felt on the inside

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iloveyoubabey
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January 20, 2010 7:57am UTC

Haven't you always just wanted to spin round in a chair and say
I've been expecting you
:)
not mine, facebook group. love it though :) x

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kelda76
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January 20, 2010 8:17am UTC

since fairy tales dont exist in high school
lets live it up like rockstars while we have the time.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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x_cheeseez
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January 20, 2010 9:38am UTC

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Family Guy

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Drawingheartsinthesand_
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January 20, 2010 10:11am UTC

Was that necessary?

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rAiNbOwZeBrA
posted a quote
January 18, 2010 11:36pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow. . .
where chickens can
cxrxoxsxs rxoxaxdxs
and not have their
m o t i v e s q.u.e.s.t.i.o.n.e.d

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