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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 1:09pm UTC

that awkward moment...
When you don't know if the bathroom is just one room or stalls, and you don't want to look stupid by knocking if its stalls but you also don't want to walk in on someone peeing.
fav if this has happened to you.
*-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-*

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 11:42am UTC

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Kate Middleton &
Prince William.
True love does exist
♥
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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 10:23pm UTC

One day in class, a male teacher wrote:
A woman without her man is nothing
On the chalkboard. He told everyone to put correct punctuation marks in the sentence. First a guy came up to the board. He wrote:
A woman without her man, is nothing.
then a girl went up. She wrote:
A woman, without her, man is nothing.
♥

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 6:15pm UTC

Must
resist
urge
to write
rude &
sarcastic
comment.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 11:36am UTC

& we a l l have t ho s e f r i ends wit h t he
super weird parents.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 9:58pm UTC

Your the
smoke
to my high.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 2:48pm UTC

Fav this if...
You all ready have
your kids names
picked out.
Because I don't or anything... that would be strange...

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 23, 2011 7:52am UTC

"Ummm can you please
calm the hell d own?"

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 6:55pm UTC

click to see this quote

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 19, 2011 8:45am UTC

Looking something up on Google that is harmless,
Then having to rip your eye balls out
Because what you just saw was not, in any way, shape, or form harmless, or what you where looking for.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 18, 2011 5:30pm UTC

The other day I was coming home from vacation and I was passing though security in the airport. For some reason the body scanners always go off when I walk though them, and this time they didn't. I was so happy I actually yelled YES!
BIG MISTAKE...
MLIA

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 18, 2011 3:51pm UTC

"Clean your room, family are coming over!"
"Oh, I'm sorry,I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 18, 2011 9:47am UTC

Fav this if...
You have a
FAcebook
AIM
Witty
&
Skype

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 2:55pm UTC

Welcome to Hollister,
Here is your flashlight, oxygen mask, and earplugs. Have a great day!

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 16, 2011 10:38pm UTC

& when we finally got to see Mr. Tipton, who else was like
WTF. He's not Asian...

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 16, 2011 8:59am UTC

Sometimes I wonder if
My parents take a long look at me and think
Wow... my child is
retarded

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:56am UTC

Favorite this if...
you were born on
your birthday xD

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 13, 2011 5:16pm UTC

What if...
You were the first girl to get her period?
"Holy fuckmuffins, I don't think I should be bleeding form there..."
You where the first girl to get pregnant?
"Oh lord I must have an alien inside me!"
I don't know
about you, but
I'd be scared SHlTLESS.
Mine.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 8:15pm UTC

When I'm on facebook ;;
and my MOM comes in the room, I just keep scrolling down praying that
my friends did not say anything stupid. <3

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Me: OMG! So last night I--
My friend: Did you know--
Me: Gee, thanks Kanye West!
Not my format

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