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Fay*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC

l either dress like im going to a red carpet event
or like homeless drug addict there is no in between

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Saddest thing I've read on the internet:
"When I'm feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs
so it feels like I'm sleeping
next to a man."

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 4:51pm UTC

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel ppl that get the praise and attention.
i get it. you’re just too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.,

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

People who are born in 1999
are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:44am UTC

Dear girls,
Make-up is a harmful drug.
Once you start using it, you'll feel
ugly without it.

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Lauren🌸*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 8:57am UTC

click to see this quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 2:37pm UTC

homework
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homewo
homew
home
hom
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how
how a
how abo
how about
how about no

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:54pm UTC

when people find out that I spend a lot of time on the internet I think they imagine that I watch po.rn and cat videos all day but the truth is that I spend it surrounded by fantastically talented artists, writers, graphic designers,
html wizards, and generally interesting people, so I thank you for that

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 3:43pm UTC

I DONT THINK YOU GET
IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW SOME KAHONÉS AND TELL HER

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:56pm UTC

if you hate a band members wife/girlfriend just because they are with the band member you can just tap dance the frick away from me

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bye*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
and put it in a book,
like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 8:12pm UTC

There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?

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bye*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:07pm UTC

I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a blanket