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  1. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    My report Card:
    C
    B
    D
    D
    C
    E
    D
    E
    C
    My best friend's report card.
    A
    A
    A
    A
    A
    A
    A
    A
    B
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    My friend: I failed.
    Me:
    Her:
    Me:
    Her:
    Me: * looks at report card * You son of a biscuit

  2. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:54am UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    Happy Birthday danisnotonfire ♥
    FORMAT BY AELLYNIQ

  3. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    If I fave all of your quotes, I honestly think your quotes are amazing;
    If I fave all your quotes I enjoy reading them. I can relate to you.
    Some of them I don't relate to, and that's fine. I don't fave them.
    I want good quotes to look back on when I read my "favorites"
    I want good memories.
    I think it's pretty rude to favorite someone's quotes when you're just trying to get a follow.
    Or If they're a guy, or They're witty famous.
    Next time you follow me and then fave all my quotes, I won't feel like you mean it.
    I don't know about you, but I want to know that people (actually) like my quote.

  4. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Every night in my FACE, I see you
    I feel you even though the MonkeYS are gay.
    (*Far*) across the LIZARD, The polarbears are making pancakes,
    Drinking all the LUCOZADE for themselves.
    Near, far, where ever you are,
    and I know that my heart will go on..
    Once more, a SNAKE'S at the door.
    As they crawl violently toward your MUM

  5. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 11:40am UTC
    Just please don't say you love me
    'cause I might not say it back
    Doesn't mean my heart's still skipping
    When you look at me like that
    Format by Aellyniq

  6. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    I'm always the second choice

  7. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Am I the only one,
    That thinks that the little
    magnifying glass beside "search" bar
    Is really cute?
    I need therapy.
    jimmy365 format

  8. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:20am UTC
    I get really insecure when people say: "It's what's inside that counts."
    Because, My personality is screwed up too

  9. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 8:29am UTC
    Slowly turning up the volume on your headphones
    When your parents are trying to talk to you

  10. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I'm sitting here watching Amazingphil on YouNow and eating oreo icecream
    I've never been this happy in my life omg

  11. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:08am UTC
    I like bananas, I like bananas
    I like bananas in the sunshine, sunshine
    Sunshine bananas.
    I likebananas , I like bananas,
    On the moon.
    moon, moon, moon
    Sunshine Bananas - Dan Howell

  12. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    I'm afraid of ending up alone

  13. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    I'm a victim of my own symptom,
    I am my worst enemy.
    You're a victim of your symptom,
    You are your worst enemy
    Restless heart Syndrome- Green day
    Format by Julietechoecho

  14. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Everyday is a gift, That's why they call it the present ♥
    Format credit goes to julietechoecho

  15. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    Old person: *walks slow*.
    Old person: *buys car*
    Old person: *drives slower*

  16. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    Comment your snapchat name below if you want someone to talk to :)

  17. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    Comment your snapchat name below if you want someone to talk to :)

  18. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Here's a joke for all of you psychics out there....

  19. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    I could be a caring person, but I hear the operation is expensive.

  20. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses?
    Me: Spiders
    Him: No, I mean…
    Me: Sharks
    Him: I don’t think y…
    Me: Probably evil dragons
    Him: …
    Me: Focusing.

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