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ChocolateKisses

1. ChocolateKisses
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 12:02pm UTC
   I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
   Its not a very good poem,
   but its deep.
   Fav if you get it♥
   
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2. ChocolateKisses
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   December 19, 2011 11:44am UTC
   Girls are like crayons. Some are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used or passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don't see themselves as beautiful because nobody ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone is smart enough to use a black piece of paper to see the true beauty inside.
   
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3. ChocolateKisses
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   November 23, 2011 10:05pm UTC
   Disney needs to make bald princess' and princes'
   Why? So little kids with cancer can feel royal to♥
   I need to learn how to write to Disney, cause kids with cancer should feel like they can be royal just like other kids without it.
   
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4. ChocolateKisses
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   November 23, 2011 9:50pm UTC
   Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake.
   
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5. ChocolateKisses
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   November 9, 2011 11:35pm UTC
   People have their hearts broken all the time.
   Broken hearts hurt and sometimes are hard to get over.
   But people need to learn to try harder to get over it cause somebody will mend your heart back together.
   And who cares the guy you like isn't good enough for everybody else.
   Thats similar to somebody likes relish icecream then you need to change your fav. flavor to fit in♥
   All and all, TAKE CHANCES CAUSE THEY MAY GET YOU SOMEWHERE
   
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6. ChocolateKisses
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   November 9, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   Looks arnt everything♥
   
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7. ChocolateKisses
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   November 9, 2011 11:27pm UTC
   So I like a guy that everybody else thinks is ''ewe''
   We start dating and guess what?
   All the haters love him too =)
   
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8. ChocolateKisses
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   November 7, 2011 10:28pm UTC
   Day 2; Letter to your bestfriend
   Dear Abby, the fun times we have at the carnival are memories that last forever. Your beast along with tyler cause you two remind me of beauty and the beast. lol
   
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9. ChocolateKisses
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   November 6, 2011 9:05pm UTC
   How I Learned To Mind My Own Business♥
   I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting '13,13,13'
   The fence was to high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks.
   I looked through the gap to see what was going on and some idiot poked me in the eye.
   Then they started shouting '14,14,14'
   Moral of the story is to mind your own business♥
   
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10. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
    -Jay Leno
    
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11. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    California is a fine place to live; if you happen to be an orange.
    -Fred Allen
    
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12. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
    -Buddy Hackett
    
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13. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
    -Casey Stengel
    
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14. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    -Lana Turner
    
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15. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    The best way out is always through.
    -Robert Frost
    
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16. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help♥
    -Pope Paul VI
    
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17. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Nothing is impossible if you keep trying♥
    
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18. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Loser.
    
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19. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    Hope is a waking dream♥
    -Aristotle
    
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20. ChocolateKisses
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    November 5, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    To get through the darkness, turn on the light♥
    
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