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  1. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 5:43am UTC
    & this quote is for
    all the lovely people who agreed to stop posting quotes from the 24th to the 27th to give other people a chance to get a top quote. & of course emilyandthatsall and xosmileyxo4 for starting it

  2. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:18pm UTC
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    that moment when...
    the coca cola christmas advert starts showing on tv :)

  3. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 12:08pm UTC
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    you do not need a parachute to skydive
    you only need a parachute to skydive more than once.

  4. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    Guys, Leave brandoncyrus alone.
    He doesn't deserve all this crap.
    If you don't believe him, then leave him be.
    You don't need for him to prove he's a guy.
    Did people ask you to prove if you're a girl?
    about him jocking quotes, more than half of witty are jockers.
    What you're doing is cyberbullying.
    People KILL themselves everyday because of this.
    about him not following back, he's not the only one who does it.
    If you are so annoyed by it, unfollow him.

  5. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:26pm UTC
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    When you flip a coin, it helps you make a
    decision not because of what side it lands
    on, but because while it was is the air, you
    realized what you want.

  6. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:25am UTC
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    Can we pretend that the first four words of
    this sentence didn't make you think of an
    overplayed song? (:

  7. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:23pm UTC
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    too many people doing witty things'
    im not surprised, i mean it is 11/11/11 (:

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  8. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:25am UTC
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    if I miss 11:11 on 11/11/11
    i will be so annoyed..

  9. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    random things to do #12
    order fries in mcdonalds and ask for fries with it.

  10. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    random things to do #11
    empty out a stapler and go up to someone and try fake staple their chest to see what happens

  11. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    random things to do #10
    Hide in a cupboard in ikea and jump out at people

  12. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    random things to do #9
    try sell an air guitar to someone on ebay

  13. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    random things to do #8
    go to burger king and ask them for directions to mcdonalds

  14. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    random things to do #7
    make a snowball, keep it in the freezer and throw it at someone in the summer!

  15. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    random things to do #6
    go to a pet store and teach a parrot swear words

  16. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    random things to do #5
    Draw pictures in complete darkness and see how they turn out!

  17. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    random things to do #4
    Reply with 'only on tuesdays' to every question someone asks you

  18. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    random things to do #3
    Find a fruit and an air pump, stick the pump in the fruit and pump it until it explodes!

  19. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    random things to do #2
    Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now

  20. Chlozy Chlozy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    random things to do #1
    Walk up to a small child that resembles you and tell them you're from the future

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