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JodieexD
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May 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC

That extremely annoying moment when you're behind a slow walker and there's no way around them.

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JodieexD
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May 24, 2013 4:52pm UTC

When your mom leaves you alone
in a queue and it gets closer to your turn to pay:
"..Okay mom, HURRY BACK NOW BEFORE I END UP STANDING AT THE FRONT, LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT"

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JodieexD
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May 24, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I hate math...
But I love counting my own money.

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JodieexD
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May 27, 2013 9:31am UTC

Deleting one "ha" from your "hahahaha" because you think it's too much.

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JodieexD
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May 27, 2013 9:35am UTC

A section of my fish tank broke yesterday, causing a corner of my house to be lit up by rainbow colours. My cat Bailey decided to sit in that corner and become...
RAINBOW CAT.

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JodieexD
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May 27, 2013 9:39am UTC

When someone decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and stare at it.

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JodieexD
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May 28, 2013 7:38am UTC

Me: Mom, i got all A's
Mom:
Me: Mom I cleaned the whole house
Mom:
Me: Mom I don't do drugs or smoke
Mom:
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right I do everything for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out, you're so out of control, you're grounded! If you think you had no life before you just wait, I can't believe you treat your own mother this way, get out of my sight.
Just me?

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JodieexD
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May 28, 2013 7:48am UTC

I was at my aunties house yesterday and my cousin who's seven, came up to me and this was our conversation:
Vikki: Hi!
Me: Hey
Vikki: I am the Happiness Fairy
* sprinkles some glitter on me *
Me: What the hell was that for?
Vikki: I've sprinkled some Happy Dust on you
Me: Uh... Okay?
She crosses her arms and stares and me and then yells
"SO SMILE DAMMIT! THIS SH*T IS EXPENSIVE!"
Me: OKAY, OKAY.. I'M SORRY!
* runs away D: *

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JodieexD
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June 2, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Lets just get this clear when someone says they're going to share food with me:
There is NO "we"
In "MY FOOD"

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JodieexD
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June 2, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Admit it, 99.9% of the time you say 'LOL' you have less expression on your face than a brick wall..

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JodieexD
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June 5, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Dear Mom,
How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can't hear me say "WHAT?!" multiple times when you scream my name?
Sincerely, your confused child.

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JodieexD
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 4:29pm UTC

I swear medicine companies have absolutely no clue what fruit tastes like.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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release
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May 8, 2013 10:52pm UTC

i'm trying
to be perfect.
i'm trying
to be good.
i'm trying
to be what you want.
i'm trying
to be beautiful.
i'm trying
to fit everyone's standards.
i'm trying
to be 'happy.'
i'm trying
i'm trying
i'm dying
but you don't even know.
-idk

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:10am UTC

I Don't Wanna Be Alone Anymore;
Can't You See,
I'm Slowly Falling Apart To Nothing.

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gucci prince*
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May 9, 2013 12:19am UTC

Love Is Louder Than The Pressure To Be Perfect.

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 3:23pm UTC

When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were like atronaut, president, or in my case, princess. When we were ten, they asked again. We answered rockstar, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we've grown up, they want a serious answer. Well how about this? -- Who the hell knows? -- This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions. This is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love - a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again. Because nothing is permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can. That way someday when they ask us what we want to be, we won't have to guess. We'll know.
- TwilightSaga:Eclipse.
Cheers to the class of 2013.
13OSS

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Yourbeautiful*
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April 20, 2013 4:27am UTC

When I saw your body for the first time,
I realised how war torn you were
how many battles you lost
on your wrists
your thighs
how many wounds occured
covered up by a lie
the lie of a smile
and how many times I told you
I love you because I do
because no matter how many times
you lose the battle
you will always win the war.

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Yvonnee
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April 20, 2013 5:54am UTC

You need to realize that lifes too short to be crying over people that aren't crying over you.
So smile and know that you have people that love you.

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pinapplesealover3
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April 19, 2013 5:16pm UTC

we change.
we grow up.
we screw up.
we love. we hurt.
we're teenagers.
WE'RE STILL LEARNING.

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