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Charchar418
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July 21, 2011 12:44pm UTC

The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick,
is because
her mom
told her
to enjoy the little things in life.♥

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July 21, 2011 12:34pm UTC

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July 21, 2011 12:25pm UTC

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July 21, 2011 12:20pm UTC

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Charchar418
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July 16, 2011 11:54pm UTC

...
&How do you expect kids;
To listen to their parents when
Tarzan lives half naked,
Cinderella comes home at midnight,
Pinocchio lies all the time,
Alladian is the king of thieves,
Batman drives at 200 mph,
Sleeping Beauty is lazy,
and Snow White lives with 7 older guys.
We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave,
we teach them in all their story books!
...
format edit credit to xjaimex3*

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Charchar418
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 11:43pm UTC

You say you love rain
but you open your umbrella when it rains.
you say you love the sun;
but find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
you say you love wind;
but you close your window when the wind blows.
so thats why i am afraid
when you say
YOU LOVE ME.♥.

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Charchar418
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 10:54pm UTC

Oh,
That was your makeup?
I thought you were eating a bag of
Doritos and missed your mouth.

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Charchar418
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July 16, 2011 10:15pm UTC

Few woman admit their age.;
Few Men Act Theirs.

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Charchar418
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July 16, 2011 9:22pm UTC

If I could give you one thing in life,
i would give you the power
to see yourself through my eyes,
Only then,
will you realize how special you are to me♥
Format edit;xjaimex3

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Charchar418
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 6:23pm UTC

Spend your life with people who make you happy
not people you have to
impress
format by newport_girl_7

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Charchar418
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June 10, 2011 4:38pm UTC

GIRL: "Did you get your pants at a sale?"
BOY:"Huh?"
GIRL:
Because at my house they'd be 100% off♥

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 3:50pm UTC

If I go on a date & it goes bad,
I'm just gonna stand up and say
"im an actor, they're all actors,
& you're on MTV's disaster date!"
& run out.

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 3:39pm UTC

i hate that feeling
when
everyone around
me
is in a
relationship
and i'm just like,
"...i love my dog."
♥

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 8, 2011 2:31pm UTC

i hate that feeling when i did my best.
but my best
wasn't good enough.
♥

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 12:49pm UTC

Reality tip:
talking
liek dis will mak3 ppl h8 u
♥

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Charchar418
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June 7, 2011 12:16pm UTC

I usually don't care what people have to say about me.
until they start whispering ♥
only me??

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 11:47am UTC

Your angry at me for that?
ok let me know when you grow up.♥

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 11:37am UTC

-nmf
Dear Noah,
we could of sworn you
said the ark wasn't leaving until 5
sincerely unicorns
♥

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Charchar418
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 11:09am UTC

that awkward moment
when your in a middle of an argument and you realize you're wrong.

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June 6, 2011 4:24pm UTC

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