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  1. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:51pm UTC
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  2. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 7, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    You make wanna roll my windows down and cruise. ♥

  3. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 7, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    That awesome moment when you find money in jeans that you forgot you had.

  4. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 7, 2013 11:56am UTC
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  5. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 7, 2013 11:52am UTC
    Timon: And if he falls / In love tonight / It can be assumed...
    Pumbaa: His carefree days / With us are history.
    Timon, Pumbaa: In short, our pal / Is doomed!

  6. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Ricky Bobby: [television commercial] Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f-*bleep* you.

  7. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 7, 2013 11:42am UTC
    [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

  8. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 5, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Squidward: *playing clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like*
    *Knock on door*
    Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises...
    Squidward: *slams door*

  9. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 5, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Patrick: I'm mad.
    Spongebob: What's the matter Patrick?
    Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

  10. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 5, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    I thought you were attractive until I clicked,"View More Pictures"

  11. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 5, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    That random shiver that you get once
    in a while.

  12. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 5, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Common sense is so rare it should be a superpower.

  13. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 5, 2013 11:19am UTC
    8 Seconds♥

  14. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 4, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Of coarse, I'm in love with you darling!
    Fave if you get it! You might want to read the purple letters.

  15. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 4, 2013 11:37am UTC
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    Pretty sure I have broken all of these...

  16. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 3, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Mint Gum + Cold Water = Coolest Feeling Ever!

  17. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 3, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.

  18. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 3, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    The fridge is a clear example that it's what's on the inside that counts.

  19. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 3, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    If you're birthday is in September, it's pretty obvious that your parents started off New Year's with a bang.

  20. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
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    January 3, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    When you go to someone's house and don't want to look like a pig so you don't take very much food and then, go home and eat everything.

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