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CatherineKiwi16

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Member Since: 20 Aug 2010 10:55pm

Last Seen: 24 Feb 2013 01:43am

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  1. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    Dear Eminem,
    Shut up and get a life.
    Sincerly,
    THE WORLD

  2. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Who wants to trade accounts? Contact me for all info

  3. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    This account is being TRADED. Any accounts should be accepted.

  4. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Thank you. For uses my heart like toilet paper. And making me feel like I was being flushed down the toilet a million times a day. I just wanted to remind you. . . . I'm not a restroom.
    format by secretsunspoken_x

  5. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:53pm UTC
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  6. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    I'm not a hot girl;;
    i will probably never turn you on, take your
    breath away, or impress your friends with the
    way I look... but I can make you laugh and
    make you feel wanted, and sometimes i'm
    really freaking cute. I just wish that could be
    enough, just once. ♥

  7. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 10:59pm UTC
    P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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    Never Too Old For 'Finding Nemo'

  8. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    (\_/) (\_/)
    (._ .) (^ ^)
    (>O ) (< <)
    I was going to give you this cookie...
    (\_/) (\_/)
    ( . . ) (-. -)
    (>O<) ( )
    But then I was like…
    (\_/) (\_/)
    (O_O) (o.O)
    (>O<) (^ ^)
    I’M SO HUNGRY!
    (\_/) (\_/)
    (^.^ ) (‘-.-)
    (> <) (> <)
    So I eated it.

  9. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 10:49pm UTC
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  10. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    girls
    are like apples
    on trees. The best ones
    are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to reach
    for the good ones because they
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy. So the apples at the top think
    something is wrong with them, when in
    reality, they're amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right boy to
    come along, the one who's
    brave enough to
    climb all
    the way
    to the top
    of the tree.

  11. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 1:07pm UTC
    Did you now that if you hit the command button and hold than hit the I key while still holding the command you get italiac??

  12. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    Thank you
    AnonymousPoster
    You are really helping me through these things and you are really nice.

  13. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    -Anonymous Postings -"everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
    Hey girlies, if you have a question, submit it in my comments, I will read, post my answer or advice and delete.
    If you need to ask me a question anonymously, there is an account called: feelingsunleashed
    (no caps)
    and the password is: feelingsunleashed
    (no caps)
    sincerely,
    AAP
    You are all Beautiful.
    ♥♥♥

  14. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry ... Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me. (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.? REPOST THIS

  15. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 6:27pm UTC
    Girls,
    No one is worth your tears,
    pain,
    or life.
    We'll show those boys one day. We can be the bad guys too. We aren't stupid, weak, or anything like that. We aren't scared of everything. We ARE everything. We are strong and amazing.

  16. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 9:04am UTC
    Jocker Minutes
    I am going to jokc as many quotes as I can in ten minutes so starting at 9:05 hide your quotes!

  17. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:59am UTC
    You don't have the key to my heart. You don't need a key, because you already have my heart .. ♥
    Credit to CMPSunday

  18. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:52am UTC
    That time in 2009
    when someone coughed and everyone shouted
    swine flu!

  19. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:52am UTC
    His Eyes Sparkle

  20. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:49am UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    ROCK
    ON

:)

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