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  1. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  2. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
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  3. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Hey... :)
    Who is this?
    Do you not remember texting this number until four a.m? Do you not remember passing notes in class, or you turning around in your chair to smile at me? Do you not remember all of our inside jokes? The way you'd stare at me to make me laugh. How we only had two classes with each other but we still talked every time we could? The way you would walk with me to the bus, or how you'd always try to hint at me you liked me. Or how when you had a girlfriend you still texted me more, and chose me over her in class? Do you not remember anything? Because I do. I want to know what happened, why did you all of a sudden stop texting me, stop talking to me in class and in the halls, not to mention you completely blowing off my existance. What changed? What happened? I just want to know because all I want is you back in my life. Oh, sorry, wrong number

  4. ambeshxo ambeshxo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    see how her makeup is perfect?
    by the end of the night it will be [smeared by tears]
    see how adorable she looks in that outfit?
    she was saving it for when she needed to feel beautiful
    see how she's smiling?
    it's fake, and every time she does it, she gets choked up
    see how her eyeliner has a little smudge?
    that's from that one tear she couldn't hold back
    see how cute her bag is?
    it's full of tissues, in case she hears from [you]
    see how her friends are surrounding her?
    they're there for support, which she needs most right now
    see how her arms are folded across her chest?
    boy, she's literally holding herself together because of you.
    --------------------------------------------------------------

  5. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
    We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
    So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
    Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
    And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
    So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
    I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
    He was a REPUBLICAN!
    So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
    And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
    And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
    Follow for a follow<3
    NMQ/NMF

  6. melody1717 melody1717
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Pretending
    your towel is a designer dress
    right after you just took a shower.

    no your not the only one who does it cx

  7. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I feel very frustrated
    because I always feel like I annoy anyone I talk to. No matter how hard I try not to annoy someone, I somehow always still end up annoying people. It upsets me that I can't really stop it. I could only say I'm sorry for being who I am.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    One day
    you’ll meet a guy.
    And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
    How you chew, how you sip,
    how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
    How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
    how certain games and shows make you really happy.
    How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
    how you think you look bad in all your photos.
    He’s going to know everything about you.
    And you know what?
    He’s still going to love you.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:44am UTC
    90% of ocean remains unexplored and
    you're telling me mermaids don't exist? f/ck you.

  10. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
    THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
    just dancing

  12. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Did you know that,
    spongebobs grandmother is a dried up sponge?
    who else thought she was a chocolate chip cookie?

  13. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    *In the store*
    Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
    Me: Sure!
    Strange Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
    Me: I don't know, what?
    Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
    Me:
    Strange Old Lady:
    Me:
    Strange Old Lady:
    Me: Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*
    ... True Story.

  14. cutehanan18 cutehanan18
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
    nmq

  15. Iluvudaniella Iluvudaniella
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    A teacher asked her students how to be polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner table.
    The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
    The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
    The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
    The teacher fainted.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Some w h o r e tried kissing my boyfriend
    When she tried getting him to cheat on me, he got mad.
    When she said "I have everything your girlfriend has."
    His response was epic.
    "She has me.. That's something you don't have... Oh yeah, and you know what you have that she doesn't? STDS."

  17. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Old Disney:
    Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
    That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
    New Disney:
    Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

  18. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    I Love to Hate You
    Chapter 16
    "Hey, I'm not feeling so great. I'm gonna go home." I said after dancing.
    "Let me get my jacket." he said, starting towards the coat check.
    "No, I need some to myself. I have to go call my brother." I said, a lump rising in my throat. Ever since Britney made that remark, I felt guilty.
    Part of the reason I left was because I couldn't handle having people feel sorry for me anymore. my mother had been so upset, and she was finally starting to move on. I was glad for her, but my brother couldn't seem toget past it.
    He and my father were close. They were very close. I didn't know what he was going to do after my dad died. He moped around for a while, then tried to get on with his life. But he couldn't. I told him I needed to start my life, and he told me he would try and start his. We made a promise to let each other know if we were doing well in life. And so far, I hadn't gotten a call from him.
    It's been two years. I haven't talked to him in two years. I feel terrible.
    I went home and dialed his number, kind of hoping he wouldn't pick up.
    What would I say to him? He did answer though.
    "Chris?" I asked, not believing it was him. He sounded so different.
    "Who's calling?" he asked. He didn't even recognize my voice. Did he even want to talk to me? He probably didn't want me in his life.
    "It's, uh, it's Carly."
    "Carly? Oh my god." he gasped.
    "Hey." I said, not sure what was coming next.
    "Wow. I didn't expect you to call." he said. Gosh, I was a terrible sister.
    "Chris, how are you?" I asked, afraid of the answer.
    "Honestly? I'm doing okay. I'm, uh, I'm engaged."
    WHAT?! I leave my brother, and he's depressed. I call two years later, and he's engaged? And didn't even call to let me know?
    "Wow. There's a suprise." I said, still shocked.
    "I was going to tell you. But I didn't think you wanted to hear from me. Look, I'm sorry if I ruined your life sis." he said. Oh no.
    "You didn't. Actually, I was calling about our promise."
    "So you're doing well in life?" he asked, and I could practically hear him smiling through the phone. He remembered.
    "I'm doing well. You should come visit." I said, meaning it.
    "Yeah, actually. I was going to tell you this, too. We're in England for about a month. Lucy's family live here, and we have news to share with them." he said.
    "Oh my gosh! You should definitely stop by!" I said, giving him my address. After talking for what seemed like another hour, I told him to call me later and hung up. I heard someone knock at the door. Zayn must have forgotten his key.
    I didn't expect to see Liam when I opened the door.
    "Hi." I said, trying to catch my breath.
    "We need to talk." he said, walking into the flat and sitting on the couch.
    "Sure. What's up?" I asked, playing it cool.
    "Look, I completely understand if you don't like me. But you don't have to go after my best friend. It's kind of hurtful to watch." he said.
    "I'm not going after Zayn. He's just a really good friend." I said, stressing the last word. I can't believe Liam's doing this, right now.
    "While we're talking about things that are hurtful to watch, why did you bring Britney? I thought you were over us hating each other." I mumbled.
    "I needed some way to get your attention. You've been avoiding me!" he yelled.
    "Yeah, I have been. You can't just tell somebody that you've hated for the past five years that you have feelings towards them!" I screamed back.
    "I never hated you!" he hollered. What?
    "I NEVER hated you Carly. Can't you see? I've always wanted you. I've always been in love with you. Do you know how hard it is to watch the person you love hate you?" he asked, his voice going back to normal volume.
    "Stop. Just stop." I said, putting my hands up.
    "No. You can't just tell someone to stop loving you and expect them to do it." he said. Wait? He loves me? Could things get any more complicated?
    "Liam, I said stop!" I said, raising my voice again.
    "Carly, you don't understand-"
    "Liam, shut up." I said, my heart beating fast.
    "Make me." he replied. How old was he, five?
    But I accepted his challenge. I grabbed his head and pulled it close to mine, our lips meeting seconds later. He kissed me back, hard.
    I've been waiting so long to do this.
    Maybe I never really hated him. Maybe I loved him.
    Or maybe I loved to hate him.
    ............................
    is she with Liam? or Zayn? playaaaaa.

  19. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I Love to Hate You
    Chapter 15
    "Hey, are you okay? You don't have to go to this if you don't want to." Zayn said, his arm around my shoulders. I was trying not to cry, but it was just so hard.
    "Yeah, I'll be fine. I just-I have bad history with Britney." I said.
    Zayn just shook his head, not pressuring me to go on. But I did anyway.
    "Remember how I told you about how Liam had talked to me that summer, then when we were back at school he ignored me and made fun of me?" I asked.
    He nodded, so I went on with my story.
    "Well, the first day of school was the worst. Because Liam told me over the summer that he liked me, but when he didn't talk to me, I knew something was up. So after first period, I saw him and Britney together. Making out right in front of me. It's like she was trying to rub it in, you know?"
    "I know exactly what you're saying. And I don't quite know why Liam would bring her back like this. Does he want you to hate him again?" Zayn asked.
    That's the thing. I didn't tell Zayn that Liam confessed his feelings to me.
    Because then Zayn would insist we stop fooling around, and I didn't want to.
    "I think he has mixed feelings towards me." I said, deciding to play it safe.
    "Well, let's forget about it for tonight. We're going to have fun. I hope you're ready to dance." he said with a wink. I laughed and leaned my forehead against his. We were so close, and alone in this cab, besides the driver.
    I pressed my lips to Zayn's and my heart fluttered.
    "Yeah. This is going to be a good night." he said, pulling away from me once we arrived. He got out of the cab first, then gave me his hand. I gladly took it and we held hands while walking into the grand building, which looked like a castle. There were a bunch of fans and paparazzi outside, snapping pictures.
    Zayn kept hold of my hand, and I kept my head down, until he told me to pose. He wrapped his arm around my waist, pulling me close. I looked up into his eyes, a wide smile on my face. He gazed into my eyes as well, and smiled.
    We continued to walk into the building, then were escorted to the ballroom.
    "This is beautiful." I said, in awe, as we walked to our table.
    Of course the other guys and their dates would be sitting at the same table as us. But Zayn decided we would sit on the opposite side of Liam and Britney, because he didn't want me to have to put up with that.
    We sat and chatted for a while, and I stared around the room, not part of the conversation. Until Harry asked me a question.
    "So, how much did Zayn pay you?" he asked.
    "Excuse me?" I asked, laughing lightly.
    "There's no way Zayn could get a girl as beautiful as you for his date tonight."
    "You're so sweet. And way out of my league." I said, winking at him. He hung his head, pretending to be offended.
    "I'm joking Harry." I said, and he smiled. Soon, our meals came and we ate.
    I felt someone's hand on my upper thigh as we were eating. My eyes widened, and I turned my head towards Zayn, who was in the middle of a conversation with Louis. Sure enough, it was his hand. I grabbed it, which got his attention.
    "Let's dance." I said, getting out of my chair.
    We walked onto the dance floor just as the song was changing to a slow one.
    "I love this song!" I exclaimed as Whitney Houston's 'My Heart Will Go On' poured out the speakers. Zayn put his hand on my waist, and I put mine on his shoulder. Our bodies were so close, it took everything I had to not lean up and kiss him. He smiled at me, and I smiled back at him. As we were twirling around the room, I caught someone's gaze. Liam.
    He looked totally jealous.
    ...............................
    what do you guys think? sorry, i messed up the chapter numberssss! haha

  20. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    I Love to Hate You
    Chapter 13
    I've been avoiding Liam for almost a month now. I just didn't know how to tell him that I felt the same way. I didn't know if I wanted to tell him I felt the same way. It seemed that everytime I was ready to tell him, Zayn would come back into the picture. Which complicated things even more.
    Zayn and I are not dating, and he was the one who decided that. He said we have fun together, and I totally agree. That's all I need right now. I just need to have fun. I don't need a serious relationship. Nor do I want one.
    "Are you almost ready? The guys will be here any minute!" Zayn hollered from his room. I looked at myself in the mirror, admiring my beautiful dress. It was a pretty yellow, with gems right above the waist. My hair was curled and had a waterfall braid, and my shoes and jewelry matched the gems on my dress.
    Tonight I was going to a charity ball with Zayn. But did he just say the guys will be here any minute? I must have heard wrong.
    "Zayn, what do you mean the guys will be here any minute?" I asked, putting in my second earring and walking out to the living room area.
    "Yeah, Harry, Louis, Niall, and Liam are coming. With their dates." he said.
    "Liam's coming? Why didn't you tell me?" I asked, kind of annoyed.
    "Because then you wouldn't come, and I don't want to go alone." he replied.
    "You're so selfish." I said, sitting down next to him.
    "And you're beautiful." he said, kissing me.
    "You're smudging my lipstick!" I said, right as the doorbell rang.
    "Come in!" I called out, and four boys walked in, each one with a girl on their arm. Even Liam. I wonder what her name was.
    "Hey guys. This is my date, Carly." Zayn said, laughing. The guys kind of looked suprised, and Liam looked shocked. And kind of upset.
    Louis was with a pretty girl named Eleanor, Harry with a cutie named Krysta, Niall with a family friend, Char, and Liam with someone named Britney.
    Wait. Britney? It couldn't be her. Could it? No, Liam wouldn't do that to me.
    "Wait wait wait. You said your date's name is Carly?" Britney asked Zayn.
    "Yeah, that's what I said." he replied, sensing tension between Britney and I.
    "What's her last name?" Britney asked Zayn again.
    "Why don't you just ask me?" I asked her, irritated.
    "Nevermind. I thought you were someone I used to go to school with, but she never would have had the guts to talk to me like that. Plus she wasn't pretty."
    Oh my god. I cannot believe she just said that.
    "Wow. You're still mean." I said, rolling my eyes. She looked taken aback.
    "So it is you. Wow. How much did the surgery cost?" she asked nastily.
    "Not everybody's fake like you." I fired back. Take that.
    "Well, it's four years later and guess who still doesn't have Liam?" she asked.
    "Oh, so he's your boyfriend?" I asked, my eyebrows raised, my lip curling into a smile. Here we go.
    "Uh, not exactly." she replied quietly.
    "So that mean's YOU still don't have Liam." I replied, my lips pursed.
    "At least my dad cares about me." she snapped.
    That did it. A tear fell from my eye. Nobody here knew what happened.
    "My father passed away." I whispered, my eyes looking to the ground.
    "Oh my god. Carly, I had no idea." she said, her eyes wide.
    "Can we go?" I asked, staring into Zayn's eyes.
    "Yeah, we'll take our own cab." he said, grabbing his jacket and opening the door for me. That was terrible. I cannot believe Britney's back.
    Why would Liam bring her back into my life? Was he really out to get me? And why, why would he bring her as his date if he liked me? Was he trying to act like he was in high school again?
    .............................
    oh snap! feedback?
    youngwildfree143-my polyvore account!

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