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CaptainDepresso

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Member Since: 12 Sep 2012 10:49am

Last Seen: 23 Feb 2013 11:35pm

Location: Hell on earth

Gender: F

user id: 330327

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My life is easy to describe, 
A girl with blue eyes with ever changing hair color.
Midway through her teenage years,
lost but found all the differant days,
and most of all, loved.
  1. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    Most terrifying week of my life. x_X

  2. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 9:57am UTC
    Razors pain you.
    Acids stain you.
    Guns aren't lawful.
    Gas smells awful.
    Rivers are damp.
    And drugs cause cramp.
    Nooses give.
    You might as well live.
    1-800-SUICIDE.
    (1-800-784-2433)

  3. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:44am UTC
    Fat Lasts Longer Than Flavor.

  4. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 7:20am UTC
    So I know y'all will have fun with this.
    My shihtzu Macy had a litter of 8 puppies, Four girls Four boys.
    I need names, get creative. C:

  5. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    So mad. -.-;
    My whole harddrive, disk memory, everything! Got wiped.
    Now I have to redownload
    World of Warcraft
    Steam and League of Legends.
    Fml I'm a fu|cking nerd o.-

  6. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:38am UTC
    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Little boy blue.
    Little boy blue who?
    You!
    I'm not proud to say my little brother told me this joke.

  7. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    "I hate my body. I've got blades, what do I do now?"
    Take them, go into your bathroom and take your clothes off.
    Then stand up and look in the mirror.
    Just for a second, even if you hate what you see.
    Then, imagine your body full of gashes, scars, cuts and bruises.
    Imagine yourself in months, hiding your body.
    Appologizing while you hurry to pull your sleeves down
    when they slide up in class
    Now back to normal, which do you prefer? Exactly.
    Put the razor down, put your clothe back on.
    Leave the bathroom.
    Call your bestfriend, or significant other,
    and tell them you love them
    Don't ever touch the f/u/cking razor again.

  8. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 2:29am UTC
    I can't wait for Christmas.
    I can't wait for the cold weather and the boots and coats and mittens.
    I can't wait for the snow.
    I can't wait for the traveling and seeing family.
    The smell of cookies and a clasic Christmas dinner.
    The atmosphere of being in the room with the kids that are opening their presents.
    Because for them it's differant.
    I can't wait for opening my gifts and cards.
    I can't wait for the morning after christmas, when we all go shopping for the sales.
    The Victoria Secret PJ's.
    The hot chocolate.
    Because it's the holidays when people feel together.
    Not just together as a family, but together as theirself.
    Christmas is a time of joy and happiness.
    Don't forget that.

  9. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    "I don't see anyone so I'm more a potato in a room alone.
    In the dark
    In my bed
    ..cold
    alone
    potato."

  10. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:41am UTC
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  11. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    So my little sister came with my dad and gave me a baggie of candy, I promised her that I'd go trunk or treating with her at our church but then all this crap happened. She's such a sweetie.

  12. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    It's amazing to think that Witty was probably created for a really differant reason than what it is now.
    When I first found this site, I was looking for a quote to start off an essay, so i typed in 'Witty Quotes'. Thinking that it would be a bland site where it's just: Quote;Author;Date. (Boring)
    Then I went to looking and I found so many funny quotes and quotes about who hated Justin Beiber and this BrandonCyrus guy I never looked into. I was going through a tough time then and I feel that...
    Witty was suppose to be a public place where people of all ages could come and post meaningful quotes that inspire them, but Steve took it that much further and made it so we could express ourselves and vent to a website. This was never meant to be a teen hangout where girls cry about boys and everyone contacts eachother. I know it's not just me, and some of you get sick of the drama that other Wittian's cause. But it took me along time to make an account and start making quotes, I may even bring my personal life into it but I'm sure Witty has saved alot of lives as well as made a lot of best friends.
    Thankyou Steve, this site more or less saved my life.
    "Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."
    ~Buddha.

  13. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    So it was stupid, but I mine as well come say it because it seems to help people around here.
    Four days ago I tried to kill myself, not because of some bullying thing, I take online school and really noone hates me anymore. I hadn't been taking my medicine because it made me feel weird, and instead of doing the smart thing and telling my doctor I just went weeks without doing or taking anything. My depresso got worse and I wasn't eating. I'm not normally like this, but I have Severe Depresion and not proven yet but I'm pretty sure something else isn't right up there. Well my mom found out where I was hiding the pills and we got into a fight and I got mad and left the house. After I went to a friends house and vented, she didn't say anything and also got mad at me so i left there and came back home around 10pm or so, I had one of those moments where you just kind of stand there and look at yourself and in a numb state of mind I took the bottle of pills and dumped them all in my mouth it was a month supply so it was quite alot of prozac. After choking them down I started to pace around my bathroom and cry hating what i did but I didn't try to puke it up. I ended up filling up the tub with scalding hot water and soaking in it, the meds made me overly drowsy and I fell asleep and slid under the water. My mom said she found me around midnight but my head was floating above water because of the flood drains we had in the tub. That bassically saved my life. After getting my stomach pumped and getting my stomach flushed I was in the hospital for three days, after begin transfered here, to our Teen rehab center because they thought I was an addict and it's just hard..so there's my story I mean it's no Amanda Todd but...it's my story that I own, and I don't care if it was my fault or not, I'm happy to be alive. I'm glad my mom found me and I thank God that those doctors helped me.

  14. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:42am UTC
    So we broke up, well I wouldn't call it a break up.
    More of 'taking a break until we find out who we are'.
    And even though I don't have the sinking feeling anymore.
    It still hurts that when my phone logged into his facebook and saw the convorsation between
    a girl and him not even a day after we agreed on taking a break.
    he asked her to prom.
    Like..what in the acutal fhuck.

  15. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:09am UTC
    To anyone struggling with weight or get called fat, watch this video.She does an excellent job of saying F**k you to the haters. :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-BxWV77MGc&feature=related

  16. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 2:37am UTC
    Dear mom,
    I’m sorry.
    I’m sorry I’m not the perfect daughter.
    I’m sorry I have scars from self inflicted wounds.
    I’m sorry I drink every night in my room,
    I’m sorry I cry almost every night.
    I’m sorry I feel like everything and everyone, including you would be happier if I was dead
    I’m sorry I sometimes yell at you, but I feel like that’s the only way you’d listen and even then, I’m wrong.
    I’m sorry I try to hide everything, but when you see I’m sad you just scream at me.
    I’m sorry that your little girl turned into a f-ck up.
    I’m sorry I’ll never be what you want.
    I’m sorry I’ve never made you proud.

  17. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 2:30am UTC
    Sing me to sleep..sing me to sleep..
    I'm tired..so tired..
    And I want to go to bed..
    Please don't wake me in the morning..
    Because I'll be gone.

  18. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    What makes you think we want your money and sympathy now? We've been fine for the last 12 years without you, I've accomplished alot of things a teenager shouldn't have to. Was it too much to ask to be treated like..I don't know, a daughter? Nope you had to walk out on Mom and your three children over something your peice of sh-t brother said, you know what, I take that back. Just make sure your child support is on time.

  19. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 5:48am UTC
    I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that, everytime that I don't...I almost do..

  20. CaptainDepresso CaptainDepresso
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 5:36am UTC
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